Ho-Oh wakes to the sound of water coming out. He finds he is in a nice, comfortable, king-sized bed. Ho-Oh walks to the bathroom where the water noise is coming from. He pulls back the curtain...
Malyg: Good morning
Ho-Oh:... What are you doing in my shower...
Malyg: Drpepper kicked me out
Ho-Oh: So you invited yourself to my house and used my shower?
Malyg: Well, yeah.
Ho-Oh: How come we're here and not in the van going to Caliber...
Malyg: It was all a dream...
Ho-Oh: So you're telling me that everything we just been through was a dream... and none of it was actually true. After 14 ****ing chapters... it was a dream. IF someone was reading this, wouldn't they be kinda ****ed off about this? We were in the middle of a quest and I suddenly wake up? IF someone was writing wouldn't they become suddenly hated because some washed up actor wanted to make a return to a TV program which was **** in the first place no one can be asked to save CHU anymore
Malyg: Well when you put it like that...
Malyg turns into a dragon and breathes fire at Ho-Oh
Ho-Oh: Oh... it was a nightmare. Yeah, I feel like waking up now.
*back on the van*
Elite: Hey! Who saw that Dara chick who's like, ancient win 3 medals. All silver though
GDS: I'd still go for gold... if you know what I mean
Malyg: yeah, so any-
GDS: And by that I mean interrupt her event, incapasatate her opponents, sex her in the pool, then carry her to the finish line. Like I do with all my ladies.
Malyg: The olympics already happened, you didn't do that. Well, anyway-
GDS: This one will give me her gold medal afterwards for a job well done.
Malyg: She didn't win gold... shut up! So, as I wa-
Ho-Oh wakes up screaming. Malyg pinches his nose in frustration.
Vegetta: What's wrong with that one?
Fault2k: ... Why are you here? Who's driving?
Vegetta: ... I'll be going
Planb: WHAT WAS THE DREAM ABOUT?! ARWRGH
Malyg: After a bad dream you're the last person anyone wants to see.
Elite: So what was it about?
Ho-Oh: I had a dream about waking up from a dream...
Even SS4 wasn't smiling...
Elite: That scared you?
Ho-Oh: No! You don't under-
Malyg: Uh-Huh. Jane stay away from Ho-Oh...
Jane: I don't do Ho's...
Jane: ... It's true
Malyg: Great. So ANYWAY, do-
Vegetta: We're here!
Malyg: What? I was gonna ask does anybody know where he lives.
Vegetta: You don't know where Caliber lives? I thought it was obvious that he lived in Calibers hut
Malyg: Damn, he lives there? I never realised...
Ratchet: You're so stupid and fat
Fault2k: What he's not fat. He's a squirrel. Fat is Peter Kay. Fat is Marisa after losing 100 pounds (suck on that SS4!). Fat is Hilary Clintons booty. He's not fat.
Ratchet: I wasn't talking to him.
Elite: Who were you talking about?
Ratchet: I was talking?
Everyone smiles and nods. They then enter Calibers hut.
Caliber: I have been expecting you.
Caliber: I have CCTV...
Vegetta: On a hut?
Caliber: Yes. You have come regarding information on the admins. IS that correct?
Elite: How did you know?
Caliber: GDS phoned ahead.
Malyg: You have a phone?
Caliber: Not every person who is in a hut sticks with meditating you know. I have Sky, free internet and free texts.
Malyg: Just tell us about the admins...
Caliber: The admins ruled over this land years ago. But something happened which I just recently noticed. They used to walk in the open, give advice to the people and help fight crime. But they were captured... and the mod squad have been brain washed.
Ho-Oh: Only half the mod-squad. And who are the captives?
Caliber: Well it was when you done the attack on the flamers. I noticed you went off the CHU radar. You wern't in CHUsville anymore. They are not part of CHU.
Fault2k: ... So where were we.
Caliber: You were in......... GameFAQs.....town!
DUN DUN DUN!
Malyg: Wtf was that?
Caliber: FFQueen cut that out!
Fault2k: Who are you?
Vegetta: Why are you here?
FFqueen: I'm making a cameo
Malyg: Does anybody think we are forgetting to do something?
Ho-Oh: You're getting that feeling too?
Malyg: Yeah... oh well.
NOW YOU VOTE FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
A: CHUeteers attack the flamers B: CHUeteers try to free the admins c: CHUeteers try to unbrainwash the mods
big up all da people from the westside crew hate the eastside crew
SuperSaiyan4 posted on Aug 25, 2008 10:29:24 AM - Report post
Malyg, I hate you. For ever.
Secret option D - Malyg falls into a well and no one bothers to save him because NO ONE CARES.