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    malyg posted on Jul 02, 2008 1:13:32 PM - Report post
     
    The CHU chronicles, part 1

    After a long day at the office, Malyg made his way through the busy streets of CHUville. As he walked down an alley-way, he found street-wise gang member, Elite getting questioned by the Mod Squad for dealing spam. Not 3 years ago, Malyg himself would of been in Elites position. Dealing spam to people of all ages, getting into fights with the trollers, questioned by the Mod Squad far too often. The life of a spammer. Lucky for Malyg he gave up that life around 2 years ago. Little did he know that his past life was going to sneak up on him and hit him full front in the face. Once a spammer always a spammer I guess.

    On a normal day, Elite would have insulted Malyg, and used his height and build to intimidate and scare Malyg. However, when you have got the Mod Squad on you, you do not often do tactics which will end you up in more trouble. Elite was often bitter towards Malyg after Malyg left the spammers. Malyg and Elite used to get up to all sorts of trouble. Provking trollers and getting ban-hammers shot at you was a lot more fun than it sounds.

    Elite: I'm telling you I havent spammed all week!
    Neo7: Well we have had reports of a dealer selling spam to newbs around the General Discussions area, and when we arrived here you were the only dealer around.
    Elite:... look an elephant! Over there quick! You are going to miss it!

    Forty-Two fell for the distraction, but Neo7 did not.

    Forty-two: Where?! Where?! Where?! I can't see it! Did I miss it
    Neo7:*facepalm* It was a distraction Forty... how many times have we told you. There is no elephant, dinosaur or Colin Farrell walking around CHUville.

    Elite goes into his pocket and pulls out a penny, throwing it on the floor

    Neo7: MY PENNY!

    Neo7 dives onto the penny, and Elite points into the distance.

    Elite: Look Forty Two! A dinosaur!
    Forty Two: Where!? Where?! Where?!

    With Neo7 distracted by the penny, and Forty Two still looking for a dinosaur, Elite runs for it. Malyg, who had watched the entire confrontation from a safe distace was rather amused, and made his way home.


    Now you vote for what happens next:

    A: Malyg walks into a friend who owes him money
    B: Malyg goes home to find his wife cheating on him
    C: A mod stops Malyg for suspiciouns of spam-dealing

    If it was that bad, let me know
    Don't be offended if I am using you as a character you don't like. I am fully aware that Neo7 does not get distracted by pennies, Forty Two is not a fanboy of Colin Farrell and Elite is not street wise >.>
    Also, if a female user wants to stoop down low enough to be my wife feel free. First come, first serve. Same goes with the friend who I owe money, and the mod who stops me for suspiciouns of spam-dealing.
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    assassincreed posted on Jul 02, 2008 1:23:55 PM - Report post
     
    C
     
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    malyg posted on Jul 02, 2008 1:25:13 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by assassincreed

    C

    You have voted, 'A'! (futurama FTW!)

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    assassincreed posted on Jul 02, 2008 1:28:21 PM - Report post
     
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    malyg posted on Jul 02, 2008 1:29:37 PM - Report post
     
    I am 22% positive, you voted 'A'
    big up all da people from the westside crew
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    Ho-Oh2224 posted on Jul 02, 2008 1:31:29 PM - Report post
     
    *is friend*

    lol nice, but D
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    assassincreed posted on Jul 02, 2008 1:31:44 PM - Report post
     
    I am 60% positive,I voted C
     
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    fault2k posted on Jul 02, 2008 1:33:21 PM - Report post
     
    "fine, ill have my own tournament with blackjack and hookers, in fact, forget the tournament"
    Doing some old school gaming.





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