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The CHU chronicles
malyg  posted on Jul 11, 2008 10:48:49 AM - Report post

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The CHU Chronicles part 7

The Mods raise their guns to the CHUeteers heads.

SS4: =D

Boss: What are you so gorram happy about? You are going to die!

SS4: =D

Boss:...Just kill them

Before anyone could react, Sophie-Angel Hammer-whipped Neo in the head and kicked Forty-Two in the crown jewells. Sophie then let off a smoke grenade on the ground. It took half a minute for the smoke to clear.

Boss: Dammit! They escaped! What the- Why are you still here?

Elite: >.> Kinda forgot to run

Boss: *facepalm* Just go...


Elite leaves the room.


Sophie: Hurry up! Get in the van!

The CHUeteers and Sophie were in the parking lot and there was a massive shoot-out.

Vegetta: Now without Elite!

Elite: I'm already in the van!

Vegetta: How did you- Argh! I'm hit!

SS4: =D

Malyg and Fault2k pick up Vegetta and throw him in the van!

Ho-Oh: I have never sat in the back of a van before... Shotgun!

Ho-Oh gets in the front seat.

Fault2k and Elite close the back doors as Sophie drives off.

Fault2k: Are you okay?

Vegetta: Yeah, it's just a flesh wound

Malyg: ... You're bleeding from the neck.

SS4: =D

Vegetta: Gimme a purple band-aid and I will be 100%

Fault2k goes through his pockets

Fault2k: I'm sorry all I have is a Power Ranger band-aid or a yellow one

Vegetta:(coldly) ...Gimme the Power Ranger one...

*meanwhile in the front*

Ho-Oh: Look a honk if you're horny bus! Honk your horn!

Ho-Oh leans over to the press the horn.

Sophie: What the hell? Don't press mt horn again! You're not allowed to touch my horn! You understand me?!

Ho-Oh: Yes Ma'am

AssasinCreed randomly appears

AssasinCreed: Am I allowed to press it?

AssasinCreed disappears

Sophie: Who the hell was that?! Do you know that guy?

Ho-Oh: Yea. he's mean Mind telling us where we are going?

Sophie: Attack that van with all you're stuff in. Then I will explain what's going on.

Ho-Oh: Oklies. Hey whoever is back there!

SS4 answers

Ho-Oh: Hey SS4! Tell the others we are attacking the van with our stuff in.

SS4: =D

SS4 goes back to sit with the his fellow CHueteers in the back.

Vegetta: He say anything?

SS4: =D

*15 minutes later*

Sophie: There's the van!

Ho-Oh: Ok everyone we're approaching the van!

Elite: What van?

Ho-Oh: The van I told you about!

Malyg: You didn't tell us anything!

Long Pause

Ho-Oh: Dammit SS4!

SS4: =D

Malyg: Care to fill us in?

Ho-Oh: The van which has my wife, SS4s brother and Elites spam is right infront of us, so we are getting our stuff back.

Fault2k: Jeez, could of told us earlier! We are in the middle of a charades game!

Ho-Oh: I did tell you! Blame SS4 not me!

SS4: =D

Elite: How can you be angry at a smile that charismatic!

Ho-Oh: Oh... so it's my fault because my smile isn't charismatic!

Malyg: Well we are not the idiots who told the plan to a guy whos only words are a equals sign and a capital 'D'

Ho-Oh: I asked if anybody was back there and he answered! Don't blame me if you made him answer when I wanted someone who could pass on information!

Fault2k: How were we supposed to know you wanted somebody who could talk properly?

Ho-Oh: Well I don't know? Common sense probably plays a big role!

Elite: Don't talk to use about common sense! In what part of this story have you even seen a fraction of common sense!

Ho-Oh: Well we could of started then!

SOrlando: O.o

Vegetta: ... I thought you were captured?

Sophie: You do realise in the time you lot were bickering, I had time to attack the van and get everything back...

SOrlando: O.o

SS4: =D

Elite: MY SPAM!

Tears of joy come down Elites face as he notices his spam.

Fault2k: What happened to the van driver? WAFFLES?

Sophie: He escaped

Fault2k: He has evaded me again... the hunt is still on

Elite: Don't worry baby, I will never leave you again.

Lamile: That was disturbing... They didn't feed us in there and I'm hungry. Can we stop for some Jumbo Hotdogs?

AssasinCreed appears

AssasinCreed: Why do you have to stop when you got a Jumbo Hotdog right here!

AssasinCreed points to his crotch and then dissappears.

Sophie: Does he do that a lot?

Vegetta: From what I seen he only does it when there is a possible chance of a inappropriate joke.

Ho-Oh: Jumbo Hotdogs sound good but I would prefere to go home and play my Xbox

AssasinCreed appears

AssasinCreed: I would sure play with HER xbox!

AssasinCreed points at Lamile and disappears.

Lamile: That son of a biscuit is going to get it now. I SURE HOPE SOMEONE WILL FILL MY INBOX!

AssasinCreed appears

AssasinCreed: I will happily fill-OOF

Lamile kicked AssasinCreed in the nuts.

AssasinCreed: I'll... be... back

Fault2k throws AssasinCreed out of the van

SOrlando: O.o

Elite throws SOrlando out of the van.

SS4: =D

Elite: We already have SS4 we don't need another person who only has one facial expression!


A: The van gets attacked by the 3 evil Mods
B: Sophie brings the van to the 2 remaining good-guy mods
C: The van breaks down and the CHUeteers spend the night in a haunted house O.o

Will the secret be revealed?
Will they stop for Jumbo-hotdogs?
Why is Lamile still tagging along?
Will Fault2k ever get his £2.50 off WAFFLES?

EternalSlayer  posted on Jul 11, 2008 10:52:35 AM - Report post

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Am I a good guy Mod?
forty-two  posted on Jul 11, 2008 10:54:17 AM - Report post

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malyg  posted on Jul 11, 2008 10:54:38 AM - Report post

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originally posted by EternalSlayer

Am I a good guy Mod?


lamile  posted on Jul 11, 2008 10:54:47 AM - Report post

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Ah, two things wrong with my character.
1.) I don't eat hotdogs. Beef + Me = Nono.
2.) No one can actually fill my inbox. Everyone fails

I vote..
C. >.>

Greendaysuks136  posted on Jul 11, 2008 10:55:57 AM - Report post

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I've always wanted to live in a haunted house.

[Edited by Greendaysuks136, 7/11/2008 10:56:38 AM]

assassincreed  posted on Jul 11, 2008 11:09:26 AM - Report post

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Shadow_Of_Death  posted on Jul 11, 2008 11:11:04 AM - Report post

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I vote C!
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