Boss: What are you so gorram happy about? You are going to die!
Boss:...Just kill them
Before anyone could react, Sophie-Angel Hammer-whipped Neo in the head and kicked Forty-Two in the crown jewells. Sophie then let off a smoke grenade on the ground. It took half a minute for the smoke to clear.
Boss: Dammit! They escaped! What the- Why are you still here?
Elite: >.> Kinda forgot to run
Boss: *facepalm* Just go...
Elite leaves the room.
Sophie: Hurry up! Get in the van!
The CHUeteers and Sophie were in the parking lot and there was a massive shoot-out.
Vegetta: Now without Elite!
Elite: I'm already in the van!
Vegetta: How did you- Argh! I'm hit!
Malyg and Fault2k pick up Vegetta and throw him in the van!
Ho-Oh: I have never sat in the back of a van before... Shotgun!
Ho-Oh gets in the front seat.
Fault2k and Elite close the back doors as Sophie drives off.
Fault2k: Are you okay?
Vegetta: Yeah, it's just a flesh wound
Malyg: ... You're bleeding from the neck.
Vegetta: Gimme a purple band-aid and I will be 100%
Fault2k goes through his pockets
Fault2k: I'm sorry all I have is a Power Ranger band-aid or a yellow one
Vegetta:(coldly) ...Gimme the Power Ranger one...
*meanwhile in the front*
Ho-Oh: Look a honk if you're horny bus! Honk your horn!
Ho-Oh leans over to the press the horn.
Sophie: What the hell? Don't press mt horn again! You're not allowed to touch my horn! You understand me?!
Ho-Oh: Yes Ma'am
AssasinCreed randomly appears
AssasinCreed: Am I allowed to press it?
Sophie: Who the hell was that?! Do you know that guy?
Ho-Oh: Yea. he's mean Mind telling us where we are going?
Sophie: Attack that van with all you're stuff in. Then I will explain what's going on.
Ho-Oh: Oklies. Hey whoever is back there!
Ho-Oh: Hey SS4! Tell the others we are attacking the van with our stuff in.
SS4 goes back to sit with the his fellow CHueteers in the back.
Vegetta: He say anything?
*15 minutes later*
Sophie: There's the van!
Ho-Oh: Ok everyone we're approaching the van!
Elite: What van?
Ho-Oh: The van I told you about!
Malyg: You didn't tell us anything!
Ho-Oh: Dammit SS4!
Malyg: Care to fill us in?
Ho-Oh: The van which has my wife, SS4s brother and Elites spam is right infront of us, so we are getting our stuff back.
Fault2k: Jeez, could of told us earlier! We are in the middle of a charades game!
Ho-Oh: I did tell you! Blame SS4 not me!
Elite: How can you be angry at a smile that charismatic!
Ho-Oh: Oh... so it's my fault because my smile isn't charismatic!
Malyg: Well we are not the idiots who told the plan to a guy whos only words are a equals sign and a capital 'D'
Ho-Oh: I asked if anybody was back there and he answered! Don't blame me if you made him answer when I wanted someone who could pass on information!
Fault2k: How were we supposed to know you wanted somebody who could talk properly?
Ho-Oh: Well I don't know? Common sense probably plays a big role!
Elite: Don't talk to use about common sense! In what part of this story have you even seen a fraction of common sense!
Ho-Oh: Well we could of started then!
Vegetta: ... I thought you were captured?
Sophie: You do realise in the time you lot were bickering, I had time to attack the van and get everything back...
Elite: MY SPAM!
Tears of joy come down Elites face as he notices his spam.
Fault2k: What happened to the van driver? WAFFLES?
Sophie: He escaped
Fault2k: He has evaded me again... the hunt is still on
Elite: Don't worry baby, I will never leave you again.
Lamile: That was disturbing... They didn't feed us in there and I'm hungry. Can we stop for some Jumbo Hotdogs?
AssasinCreed: Why do you have to stop when you got a Jumbo Hotdog right here!
AssasinCreed points to his crotch and then dissappears.
Sophie: Does he do that a lot?
Vegetta: From what I seen he only does it when there is a possible chance of a inappropriate joke.
Ho-Oh: Jumbo Hotdogs sound good but I would prefere to go home and play my Xbox
AssasinCreed: I would sure play with HER xbox!
AssasinCreed points at Lamile and disappears.
Lamile: That son of a biscuit is going to get it now. I SURE HOPE SOMEONE WILL FILL MY INBOX!
AssasinCreed: I will happily fill-OOF
Lamile kicked AssasinCreed in the nuts.
AssasinCreed: I'll... be... back
Fault2k throws AssasinCreed out of the van
Elite throws SOrlando out of the van.
Elite: We already have SS4 we don't need another person who only has one facial expression!
NOW YOU VOTE FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
A: The van gets attacked by the 3 evil Mods B: Sophie brings the van to the 2 remaining good-guy mods C: The van breaks down and the CHUeteers spend the night in a haunted house O.o
Will the secret be revealed? Will they stop for Jumbo-hotdogs? Why is Lamile still tagging along? Will Fault2k ever get his £2.50 off WAFFLES?
big up all da people from the westside crew hate the eastside crew
EternalSlayer posted on Jul 11, 2008 10:52:35 AM - Report post
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forty-two posted on Jul 11, 2008 10:54:17 AM - Report post