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Good Jokes
 
mmf  posted on Mar 23, 2007 5:27:08 PM - Report post

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this is kinda messed up but watever.... how do u fit one hundred babie kittens in a coffe mug........................


a blender ya i no kinda dumb hugh?

 
Vonfuzzball  posted on Mar 23, 2007 5:30:51 PM - Report post

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i dont get it i thought the title said GOOD jokes
 
mmf  posted on Mar 23, 2007 10:42:29 PM - Report post

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ya i no sorry HEY lets hear u say a joke mister cridec
 
Chingy42007  posted on Mar 24, 2007 1:44:44 AM - Report post


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no offense, and it may seem arrogant, but all those jokes sucked compared to mine. Here's another one:

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Hope you enjoyed that.

 
MHserious  posted on Mar 24, 2007 2:38:04 AM - Report post

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Haha Lol. I like that one
 
Ho-Oh2224  posted on Mar 24, 2007 5:57:40 AM - Report post

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

[Edited by Ho-Oh2224, 3/24/2007 5:58:02 AM]

 
Vonfuzzball  posted on Mar 24, 2007 9:44:51 AM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by Ho-Oh2224

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

[Edited by Ho-Oh2224, 3/24/2007 5:58:02 AM]

dunno

 
Darkish  posted on Mar 24, 2007 9:46:50 AM - Report post

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quote:
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

[Edited by Ho-Oh2224, 3/24/2007 5:58:02 AM]

HILLARIOUS!!!!

:belh:

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