General Discussions

Because he died.

Why did the second one?
He was stapled to the first.

Why did the third?
Peer pressure.


How do you get a giraffe into a fridge?
You open the door, put it in, and then close it.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
You open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and then close it.

The second name dover first Ben

NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES:

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

Powdered water

Pedal powered wheel chair

Reusable ice cubes

doctor doctor i feel like a tv wel ill turn u on later

i've heard that 1 b4

i got one

in heaven there r clocks for every human being and every time u lie it moves.

mother theresa's has never moved.

abe lincoln's has only moved twice.

so where's hiliary clinton's??

its in jesus' office as a cieling fan.

oh i get it, nice 1

1.a blonde man goes to honeymoon ,when he comes back his wife says:why diden't you bring me with yourself?
the man replies :you were asleep ,so i let you continue sleeping.
2.i'll never find someone like you ..... because dinosaurs extincted thousend years ago.
3.Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.