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forty-two  posted on Mar 24, 2007 10:13:46 AM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by Ho-Oh2224

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

[Edited by Ho-Oh2224, 3/24/2007 5:58:02 AM]

Because he died.

Why did the second one?
He was stapled to the first.

Why did the third?
Peer pressure.


How do you get a giraffe into a fridge?
You open the door, put it in, and then close it.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
You open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and then close it.

 
Vonfuzzball  posted on Mar 24, 2007 10:24:10 AM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by forty-two

quote:
originally posted by Ho-Oh2224

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

[Edited by Ho-Oh2224, 3/24/2007 5:58:02 AM]

Because he died.

Why did the second one?
He was stapled to the first.

Why did the third?
Peer pressure.


How do you get a giraffe into a fridge?
You open the door, put it in, and then close it.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
You open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and then close it.

The second name dover first Ben

 
Chingy42007  posted on Mar 25, 2007 12:02:22 AM - Report post


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NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES:

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

Powdered water

Pedal powered wheel chair

Reusable ice cubes

 
Vonfuzzball  posted on Mar 25, 2007 1:49:22 PM - Report post

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doctor doctor i feel like a tv wel ill turn u on later
 
Al-pucino  posted on Mar 25, 2007 11:09:14 PM - Report post

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i've heard that 1 b4
 
Vader007  posted on Mar 25, 2007 11:17:54 PM - Report post

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i got one

in heaven there r clocks for every human being and every time u lie it moves.

mother theresa's has never moved.

abe lincoln's has only moved twice.

so where's hiliary clinton's??

its in jesus' office as a cieling fan.

 
Al-pucino  posted on Mar 25, 2007 11:21:37 PM - Report post

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oh i get it, nice 1
 
secret spy  posted on Mar 26, 2007 1:34:28 AM - Report post

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1.a blonde man goes to honeymoon ,when he comes back his wife says:why diden't you bring me with yourself?
the man replies :you were asleep ,so i let you continue sleeping.
2.i'll never find someone like you ..... because dinosaurs extincted thousend years ago.
3.Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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