Good Jokes on General Discussions Message Board - Page 2

Ladst3r · 3/20/2007

If u guys know any good jokes, post them here

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Chingy42007 posted on Mar 21, 2007 3:41:15 AM - Report post

why thank you. I try.

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mkeywood posted on Mar 21, 2007 5:14:09 AM - Report post

same here but i also think other peoples are worse

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mkeywood posted on Mar 21, 2007 5:16:28 AM - Report post

i bet i can make you talk like a red indian!
How?
That's right!!!

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pisces posted on Mar 21, 2007 5:21:33 AM - Report post

quote:

originally posted by mkeywood

doctor doctor i think i have a strawberry up my backside

Well i might have some cream for that

lol That was random

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Chingy42007 posted on Mar 23, 2007 9:49:55 AM - Report post

Did you hear about the blonde that...

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms

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Al-pucino posted on Mar 23, 2007 4:09:06 PM - Report post

lmao, nice...

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Vonfuzzball posted on Mar 23, 2007 4:12:26 PM - Report post

a guy walks in 2 a doctors wit a cricket ball up his but an the doctor says howszat!!!!!!

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Al-pucino posted on Mar 23, 2007 4:35:14 PM - Report post

a little boy called 'Carl Barren' goes up to his mom and asks,

mom, can i please have a BMX bike? mom says'NO!'
mom, can i please get a pet rabbit for easter? mom says'NO!'
mom, can i please....'NO!'
but....'NO!'
mom can i please have a surf board?
Mom says- Carl, y do u want a surf board? u noe that ur afraid of the water...
Carl says, nah, i just wanna shove it ryt up ur damn ass!

hope u like it!

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