A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman asks "Why the long face?" To which the horse replies "My son was just diagnosed with cancer."
A man walks into a dentist's office and the dentist asks "What seems to be the problem?" The man replies "I think I'm a moth." To which the dentist asks "Then why did you come here?" The man replies "The light was on."
Keep your eyes in the clouds, your feet on the ground, and dance to the drums of your own song.
A man got his son a iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got his Daughter a iPod for hers, and was really happy when the family clubbed together and bought him an iPad for father’s day. He then got his wife a iRon for her Birthday, it was around then the fight started......