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    niteterror2k7 posted on Aug 03, 2010 6:31:56 AM - Report post
     
    Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was a-salted.

    A man walks into a bar - Ouch!

    Two fish are swimming in a river and hit a concrete wall. One says to the other one, dam!

    Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, how do you drive this thing?
    like ma gun?

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    shafir posted on Aug 07, 2010 8:51:38 PM - Report post
     
    knock2

    whose there

    tooth

    tooth who

    Spoiler:
    tooth or dare
    Been away from chu for way to long! how are you guys! ya boy is BACK
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    yosup posted on Aug 08, 2010 1:32:45 AM - Report post
     
    A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink.
    The barman asks "Why the long face?"
    To which the horse replies "My son was just diagnosed with cancer."

    A man walks into a dentist's office and the dentist asks "What seems to be the problem?"
    The man replies "I think I'm a moth."
    To which the dentist asks "Then why did you come here?"
    The man replies "The light was on."
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    Keep your eyes in the clouds, your feet on the ground, and dance to the drums of your own song.
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    yosup posted on Aug 08, 2010 1:33:17 AM - Report post
     
    Also,

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick.
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    Keep your eyes in the clouds, your feet on the ground, and dance to the drums of your own song.
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    Shibby posted on Aug 09, 2010 4:28:18 AM - Report post
     
    A man got his son a iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got his Daughter a iPod for hers, and was really happy when the family clubbed together and bought him an iPad for father’s day.
    He then got his wife a iRon for her Birthday, it was around then the fight started......
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    nailan posted on Aug 09, 2010 5:46:57 PM - Report post
     
    Judge- We are sorry Mr. mouse. After extensive testing we found no proof, that Minnie is insane. We cannot grant you a divorce.

    Micky Mouse- I didn't say she was insane I said she was F***ing Goofy.
    Man's enemies are not demons, but human beings like himself

    Nature is not human hearted

    Knowing others is intelligence;
    knowing yourself is true wisdom.
    Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power

    To see things in the seed, that is genius
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    shafir posted on Aug 10, 2010 4:42:29 AM - Report post
     
    boy werewolf: u hate my teachers guts.
    mom werewolf: you dont have to eat it. just eat around it.
    Been away from chu for way to long! how are you guys! ya boy is BACK
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