My town has a "sleigh" that drives round playing Christmas songs.
It just went by playing "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart..."
I wanted to stab my ears.
But the very next day, You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone speciallllllllllllllllllllllll!
Last Christmas, I got with my idiot ex >_> Who treated me like ****.
This year I got a throat infection, and a headache that makes me want to stab people.