Vegetta: I just got word that the flamers have attacked the spammers.
Elite: Screw the spammers! Oh wait... we're the spammers arn't we? We gotta go kill the flamers then! Who agrees with me!
Everyone shouts me apart from Ho-Oh... and SS4
Ho-Oh: Not me! *everyone gives Ho-Oh death stares*. Well I meant not me until *long pause* I GET MY WIFE TO A SAFE PLACE! *under his breath* Yes, that will do...
Malyg: I agree! We should drop her at home and hope that she doesn't turn up anymore... due to her safety ( I'm so petty)
Lamile: What? No! I want to-
Vegetta: We're here!
Ho-Oh: How did we get here so fast? And how did you know where I live?
Vegetta: I saw a sign saying 'have a banging new year 2005 at Ho-Oh's and Lamiles house' and it pointed to a house with another sign saying 'watch out for rebelious Lugia'. I assumed it was yours.
Ho-Oh: Ugh... that was the worst new years ever. Mike frickin' Wazowski turned up!
Malyg: What? How is that a bad thing? Mike Wazowski pwns! What happened to you Ho-Oh you used to be cool
*15 minutes later at the spammers hideout*
Vegetta: We're approaching the battle scene! Everybody get their game faces on!
Vegetta drives through the flamers blockade and next to the Burger King. They join the remaining spammers in the battle to survive.
RatchetExpert: It's about time you guys got here!
Vegetta: Status report!
RatchetExpert: Single, sir.
Vegetta: Wtf? I ask what was the status?
RatchetExpert: And I said my martial status is single! If you're thinking on asking me on a date I am afraid I will have to decline...
Vegetta: ... I meant the status on how the defence is holding up!!
RachetExpert: Oh... OHHHH... hehe, well we are holding up pretty poor sir. They are only a few of us left. All the rest have either died, been captured or ran away.
Vegetta: Who were the people that ran like cowards?
RachetExpert: The people who died...
Elite: ...what about the people that were captured?
RatchetExpert: No one was captured... where did you get that idea from?
RatchetExpert: Thats the spirit! Positive thinking everyone...
SS4 punches RatchetExpert as he is angry at his catchphrase being stolen.
Fault2k: Is WAFFLES here?
RatchetExpert: I know this person you speak of. I am afraid he is not here. We have yet to see any high-ranking member of the Flamers.
Elite: How many of your are there left?
RatchetExpert: Well theres me, Jane and PlanB... all the rest are dead, dieing or ran off.
Malyg: I thought you said whoever ran off got killed...
RatchetExpert: Yeah thats what I said. They are either dead, dieing or captured.
Ho-Oh: You said no one was captured!
RatchetExpert: I don't think anyone was captured... hey Jane was anyone captured!
Jane: I'm not gonna lie to you... I'm a little high. I thought we were playing space invaders up until 2 minutes ago.
RatchetExpert: oh ok. What about you PlanB?
PlanB: ALL THIS SHOOTING IS PUTTING ME IN THE GAME! BANG BANG! ZAP ZAP! EEEOOOOWW! BOOM! RAWR!
RatchetExpert: I'm gonna assume thats a no... so no, there is no diet coke left in the vending machine.
Ho-Oh: That wasn't the question I asked...
PlanB: ALL THESE QUESTIONS ARE PUTTING ME IN THE GAME! BANG BANG! ZAP ZAP! EEEOOOOWW! BOOM! RAWR! ITS MURDERING TIME!
Malyg: ... ever heard of Decafe?
Before PlanB could reply, a giggle came from Jane.
Ho-Oh: Whats so funny?
Jane: ...I have no idea whats going on...
Elite: Jeez Vegetta, why the hell did you hire these as part of the gang?
Vegetta: For the epic lulz...
PlanB: PLANB ANGRY! PLANB MEAN! PLANB SMASH! GAWRGH!
Jane: Woah... what have you been smoking?
Malyg: So whats the plan?
Vegetta: I was gonna say fight but with these 3 we probably wouldn't get far.
Fault2k: We run?
Vegetta nods his head in agreement.
PlanB: PLAN B DONT WANNA RUN! I WANNA SMASH! GET ANGRY!
PlanB picks up the nearest banhammer and shoots 3 times. He gets three head shots.
Jane then picks up 2 throwing knives on the floor and throws them. They each land in a flamers neck
Jane: Double kill! Bonus score!
Ratchet picks up a bow and arrow, and somehow takes out an entire van with one shot.
Ratchet: Take that you stoopid hippo!
Vegetta: How about we fight instead?
Everyone nodded their head and started firing their banhammers at the inmcoming flammers. They were doing well, untill tragedy struck.
Ho-Oh: OMG! They killed elite!
Malyg: You bastards!
Elite: *cough* my friends... I mean you guys... arn't really friends... my affiliates... avenge me *Elite dies*
The CHUeteers keep on fighting the battle. They win, but no one avenged Elite
NOW YOU VOTE FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Where do the CHUeteers go and what do they do next:
A: The good mod squad so they can plan on how to get Sophie back
B: Trollers hideout so they can warn them of the flamers attack and they should be careful/
C: 1bobafettrules' ice cream van for another ice cream
Real sorry to both Jane and Ratchet as I know you both told me you wanted to be different things. I wanna put in all the people that vote before I put in other members though
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