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It was just an empty theat ... now I have to go through with the threat

Still going on with those sad faces, eh?

You guys should see our pms to each other. >.>

They're just so heart-breaking...

CHU has the saddest sad face I've ever seen on a forum.

Hmm....

Lemme think....

Yep~

CHU Chronicles part 10 (double digit w0ot!)

Vegetta: I just got word that the flamers have attacked the spammers.

SS4: =D

Elite: Screw the spammers! Oh wait... we're the spammers arn't we? We gotta go kill the flamers then! Who agrees with me!

Everyone shouts me apart from Ho-Oh... and SS4

SS4: =D

Ho-Oh: Not me! *everyone gives Ho-Oh death stares*. Well I meant not me until *long pause* I GET MY WIFE TO A SAFE PLACE! *under his breath* Yes, that will do...

Malyg: I agree! We should drop her at home and hope that she doesn't turn up anymore... due to her safety ( I'm so petty)

Lamile: What? No! I want to-

Vegetta: We're here!

Ho-Oh: How did we get here so fast? And how did you know where I live?

Vegetta: I saw a sign saying 'have a banging new year 2005 at Ho-Oh's and Lamiles house' and it pointed to a house with another sign saying 'watch out for rebelious Lugia'. I assumed it was yours.

Ho-Oh: Ugh... that was the worst new years ever. Mike frickin' Wazowski turned up!

Malyg: What? How is that a bad thing? Mike Wazowski pwns! What happened to you Ho-Oh you used to be cool

*15 minutes later at the spammers hideout*

Vegetta: We're approaching the battle scene! Everybody get their game faces on!

Malyg:

Elite:

SS4: =D

Vegetta drives through the flamers blockade and next to the Burger King. They join the remaining spammers in the battle to survive.

RatchetExpert: It's about time you guys got here!

Vegetta: Status report!

RatchetExpert: Single, sir.

Vegetta: Wtf? I ask what was the status?

RatchetExpert: And I said my martial status is single! If you're thinking on asking me on a date I am afraid I will have to decline...

Vegetta: ... I meant the status on how the defence is holding up!!

RachetExpert: Oh... OHHHH... hehe, well we are holding up pretty poor sir. They are only a few of us left. All the rest have either died, been captured or ran away.

Vegetta: Who were the people that ran like cowards?

RachetExpert: The people who died...

Elite: ...what about the people that were captured?

RatchetExpert: No one was captured... where did you get that idea from?

SS4: =D

RatchetExpert: Thats the spirit! Positive thinking everyone...

SS4: =D

RatchetexperT: =D

SS4: =D

RatchetExpert: =D

SS4 punches RatchetExpert as he is angry at his catchphrase being stolen.

SS4: =D

Fault2k: Is WAFFLES here?

RatchetExpert: I know this person you speak of. I am afraid he is not here. We have yet to see any high-ranking member of the Flamers.

Elite: How many of your are there left?

RatchetExpert: Well theres me, Jane and PlanB... all the rest are dead, dieing or ran off.

Malyg: I thought you said whoever ran off got killed...

RatchetExpert: Yeah thats what I said. They are either dead, dieing or captured.

Ho-Oh: You said no one was captured!

RatchetExpert: I don't think anyone was captured... hey Jane was anyone captured!

Jane: I'm not gonna lie to you... I'm a little high. I thought we were playing space invaders up until 2 minutes ago.

RatchetExpert: oh ok. What about you PlanB?

PlanB: ALL THIS SHOOTING IS PUTTING ME IN THE GAME! BANG BANG! ZAP ZAP! EEEOOOOWW! BOOM! RAWR!

RatchetExpert: I'm gonna assume thats a no... so no, there is no diet coke left in the vending machine.

Ho-Oh: That wasn't the question I asked...

PlanB: ALL THESE QUESTIONS ARE PUTTING ME IN THE GAME! BANG BANG! ZAP ZAP! EEEOOOOWW! BOOM! RAWR! ITS MURDERING TIME!

Malyg: ... ever heard of Decafe?

Before PlanB could reply, a giggle came from Jane.

Ho-Oh: Whats so funny?

Jane: ...I have no idea whats going on...

Elite: Jeez Vegetta, why the hell did you hire these as part of the gang?

Vegetta: For the epic lulz...

PlanB: PLANB ANGRY! PLANB MEAN! PLANB SMASH! GAWRGH!

Jane: Woah... what have you been smoking?

Malyg: So whats the plan?

Vegetta: I was gonna say fight but with these 3 we probably wouldn't get far.

Fault2k: We run?

Vegetta nods his head in agreement.

PlanB: PLAN B DONT WANNA RUN! I WANNA SMASH! GET ANGRY!

PlanB picks up the nearest banhammer and shoots 3 times. He gets three head shots.

Everyone: o.o

PlanB: BAWRGH!

Jane then picks up 2 throwing knives on the floor and throws them. They each land in a flamers neck

Jane: Double kill! Bonus score!

Everyone: o.O

Ratchet picks up a bow and arrow, and somehow takes out an entire van with one shot.

Ratchet: Take that you stoopid hippo!

Everyone: O.O

SS4: =D

Vegetta: How about we fight instead?

Everyone nodded their head and started firing their banhammers at the inmcoming flammers. They were doing well, untill tragedy struck.

Ho-Oh: OMG! They killed elite!

Malyg: You bastards!

Elite: *cough* my friends... I mean you guys... arn't really friends... my affiliates... avenge me *Elite dies*

The CHUeteers keep on fighting the battle. They win, but no one avenged Elite

NOW YOU VOTE FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:

Where do the CHUeteers go and what do they do next:
A: The good mod squad so they can plan on how to get Sophie back
B: Trollers hideout so they can warn them of the flamers attack and they should be careful/
C: 1bobafettrules' ice cream van for another ice cream

Real sorry to both Jane and Ratchet as I know you both told me you wanted to be different things. I wanna put in all the people that vote before I put in other members though

WTF I'm dead
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my character is awsome