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Good Jokes
 
Ladst3r  posted on Mar 20, 2007 7:03:10 AM - Report post

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If u guys know any good jokes, post them here
 
mkeywood  posted on Mar 20, 2007 7:34:18 AM - Report post

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doctor doctor i think i have a strawberry up my backside

Well i might have some cream for that

 
MHserious  posted on Mar 20, 2007 12:48:05 PM - Report post

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A blonde walks into a shop, goes to the til and asks the man:
"How much is that T.V in the corner?"
The man replies:
"Sorry, we don't serve blondes."

So, she goes home, dyes her hair with black high-lights. The next day, she goes back to the shop and asks the same man:
"How much is that T.V in the corner?"
Again, the man says:
"Sorry, we don't serve blondes!"

Once again, she goes home, dyes all her hiar black, goes back to the shop and says:
"How much is that T.V in the corner?"
The man replies:
"Sorry, we don't serve blondes."
"How do you know I'm blonde!?" She replies.

The man then sighs and says:
"Because that T.V in the corner, it's a microwave!

[Edited by MHserious, 3/20/2007 12:49:07 PM]

 
Ladst3r  posted on Mar 20, 2007 1:56:41 PM - Report post

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Doesnt anyone know a GOOD joke. No offense to u other guys but those ones aren't really funny.
 
MHserious  posted on Mar 20, 2007 2:00:00 PM - Report post

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I don't find mine funny either, I think jokes suck (well, them types of jokes). I think what is funny is p*ssing around and annoying people, or seeing someone embarressed to death
 
lilrob  posted on Mar 20, 2007 2:11:10 PM - Report post

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i liked your joke
 
Chingy42007  posted on Mar 21, 2007 1:27:59 AM - Report post


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Heres one - its kinda dirty though:

A husband and wife are in bed, on their honeymoon, and are about to consumate their marriage.

The wife had something to tell the husband, though: "Honey, please dont be mad, but i'm not a virgin."

The husband was not unduly concerned about it: "Don't worry, babe, its quite common these days to have done it before marriage."

"But it was with someone famous - it was with Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods? The golfer?"

The wife nods reluctantly. "Yeah. Are you mad?"

"Nope. Why should I be?"

And then he rolls onto her, and they make love for 30 mins.

Afterwards, the husband gets up and starts dialing a number into the hotel phone.

The wife was naturally curious. "Honey, what are you doing?"

"i'm calling room service, babe, im kinda hungry."

The wife tutted. "thats not what Tiger would do."

"What would he do, then?"

"He'd come back and do it a second time"

And so the husband hangs up, and comes back into bed for another 30 mins.

Afterwards, he again goes to the phone, this time hes out of breath.

"honey, are you calling room service again?"

"Yes, babe, I'm really hungry now."

"thats not what Tiger would do."

"*sigh*, what would he do?"

"He'd come back and do it a third time."

And so he does it a third time. After, the husband, visibly exhausted, rolls out of bed, crawls to the phone, and starts dialling.

"Honey, are you calling room service again?"

The husband was a bit fed up. "NO!!!," he yells at her. "I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what the par for this damn hole is!!!"

Hope you enjoyed that.

 
Al-pucino  posted on Mar 21, 2007 2:59:51 AM - Report post

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LOL...ur a lengend! its dirty but hilarious!
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