That's one fat toast.
That my friend is what we call Texas Toast.....
That's one fat toast.
I take offense to that. I'm fluffy. Not fat.
And, for the record, I'm from California. Not Texas.
I can't think of anything i want to write on a toast....
How about making toast for your girlfriend and writing on the toast..... I Love You..its just a little thing but I bet it would make her happy......etc,etc....