darkone112 posted on Jun 19, 2011 5:46:40 PM - Report post
einstein goes to a drugstore and asks for acetylsalicylic acid. man says do you mean aspirin,einstein says yes, i cant keep the name in my head cuz it is very hard.
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lamile posted on Jun 19, 2011 7:21:48 PM - Report post
what do you do to a dead scientist? barium.
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forty-two posted on Jun 19, 2011 7:28:56 PM - Report post
Hawking's Black Hole Theory.
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Skyheart posted on Jun 19, 2011 10:24:41 PM - Report post
What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch? Fission Chips.
"Remember the good old days when you could just slap Omni-Gel on everything?" - Shepard, ME2
"Not right now. Trying to determine how Scale Itch got aboard. Sexually transmitted disease carried only by Varren..... Implications unpleasant." - Mordin, ME2