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    Whiskeysoaked posted on Aug 15, 2010 1:08:22 AM - Report post
     
    Bump!
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    Withdraw your feeble aches and moans
    Or suffer smite from this my hand.
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    nailan posted on Aug 15, 2010 1:12:04 AM - Report post
     
    The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"

    "Sadness," said the student.

    And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

    "Elation," said she.

    "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?"

    The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
    Man's enemies are not demons, but human beings like himself

    Nature is not human hearted

    Knowing others is intelligence;
    knowing yourself is true wisdom.
    Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power

    To see things in the seed, that is genius
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    Whiskeysoaked posted on Aug 15, 2010 1:13:26 AM - Report post
     
    Bump!
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    Withdraw your feeble aches and moans
    Or suffer smite from this my hand.
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    QueenNic posted on Aug 15, 2010 1:19:12 AM - Report post
     
    Hi everyone.
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    nailan posted on Aug 15, 2010 1:19:33 AM - Report post
     
    The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Your Plate Up

    1. Anything that's moving.

    2. Green Carrots.

    3. Moldy Croutons.

    4. Body parts.

    5. Blood in the French Dressing.

    6. A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.

    7. I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!

    8. Lettuce that closely resembles AstroTurf.

    9. How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.

    10. The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.

    HI NIC!!!!!

    [Edited by nailan, 8/15/2010 1:20:03 AM]
    Man's enemies are not demons, but human beings like himself

    Nature is not human hearted

    Knowing others is intelligence;
    knowing yourself is true wisdom.
    Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power

    To see things in the seed, that is genius
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    QueenNic posted on Aug 15, 2010 1:20:03 AM - Report post
     
    *gasps*

    Nailan, you post-blocked me!
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    Whiskeysoaked posted on Aug 15, 2010 1:20:07 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Nic_Durron

    Hi everyone.

    Hey Nic.

    I listen not to sympathy
    Whilst ruler of this land
    Withdraw your feeble aches and moans
    Or suffer smite from this my hand.
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    darkone112 posted on Aug 15, 2010 1:20:15 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by nailan

    The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Your Plate Up

    1. Anything that's moving.

    2. Green Carrots.

    3. Moldy Croutons.

    4. Body parts.

    5. Blood in the French Dressing.

    6. A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.

    7. I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!

    8. Lettuce that closely resembles AstroTurf.

    9. How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.

    10. The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.

    HI NIC!!!!!

    [Edited by nailan, 8/15/2010 1:20:03 AM]

    yeah.
    Hi.

    [Edited by darkone112, 8/15/2010 1:20:39 AM]

    hier AI AM
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