Well sorry HG for spamming the Board.
I actually laughed. =)
Rule #1: You do not talk about Fight Club.
Congrats, you won't survive Zombieland.
With thy help, I should!
You need rules to survive Zombieland. #32 is "Enjoy the little things".
Also consider what things you need to do to survive zombieland. #33: Gather necessary equipments in order to survive zombieland.