Off-Topic Discussions

Granted, but then you lose your internet access. You can't see the intellectual responses. =(

I wish I had an unl. free gas card.

Granted, but you get in a car crash, and now you don't have a car... or a life becasue you died in the crash.

I wish there will be cake at forty-two's funeral

Granted, but the cake is 5 years past expire date.


I wish it rained chocolate bars.

Granted. After consuming 22 pounds of chocolate in an hour, you die of chocolate poisoning. What a way to go, though.

I wish I got paid to go to school.

Granted, you're a teacher.

I wish that dirt was chocolate powder instead.

Granted, but due to you being the only one who "Knows" this fact, you are sent to a sanitarium where they study your brain for the rest of your natural life, and then you come back as a cocoa-powder addicted zombie.

I wish all my plans for the next few years go perfectly according to plan with no deviations or unfortunate accidents. I meet Wuffie, Nic_Durron, and Zeth_Durron, and live happily with Wuffie forever more, and that the one who corrupts this wish dies in horrible horrible ways (As in they get resurrected and killed again for eternity).

Granted. You get this wish... in an alternate reality. And I get pwned... in an alternate reality. In this reality, nothing happens.

I wish I had many rare and expensive collectibles in this house.

[Edited by AdmiralThrawn, 4/18/2010 8:53:20 PM]

Granted, but while you're away on vacation, someone breaks in, tries to steal them, breaks his leg when he trips on the front porch, and then he sues you for the collectibles in a lawsuit that he wins on a technicality.

I wish I had buffalo meat to cook for dinner tonight.