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    Foxxie-kun posted on Nov 15, 2009 11:33:23 PM - Report post
     
    If I could afford a ring, the payoffs to all the prominent opposition to marriage equality, and the plane tickets for my mate and I to go to a nice place for our ceremony, I'd be engaged too. And I'm turning 19 in February.

    Congratulations Elle, I wish you the best and may your love bloom and prosper forever.
    Yo.
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    NobleCrusader posted on Nov 16, 2009 1:35:48 AM - Report post
     
     
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    H posted on Nov 16, 2009 1:48:02 AM - Report post
     

    It's been a long time coming.
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    Foxxie-kun posted on Nov 16, 2009 11:01:30 AM - Report post
     
    Rawr!
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    Toastman posted on Nov 16, 2009 11:48:45 AM - Report post
     
    Flarg!
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    Foxxie-kun posted on Nov 16, 2009 12:07:58 PM - Report post
     
    Hey, Vince here, and I'm pitching this amazing product called "The Hole-Puncher Deluxe"!

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    These products go great with the ShamWow: Crime Scene Edition and the universal evidence remover 2.0!

    We also have a lifetime warranty, and when you purchase, you also receive a phone number for you to call to purchase replacement ammunition at the low low price of only $59.99 for 30 rounds! Such a bargain!

    Call now!
    Yo.
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    elle_sweetheart posted on Nov 16, 2009 4:24:44 PM - Report post
     
    My boss is the bombdiggidy
    Imagination Mode ON
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    Serivor posted on Nov 16, 2009 5:30:57 PM - Report post
     
    Poop coot.
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