Dhampy is farting like crazy.
You need some activia, fool!
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I've had horrible gas, but the problem is I haven't eaten anything out of the ordinary this week.
I doubt a bowl of raisin bran two mornings in a row could cause this...
My digestion has been horrible for a while now... I need to consult Nic's spellbook or something for a charm I can get to counteract my weak chakra that is associated with digestion...
Oh. What a wonderful welcome back conversation for me. Keep up with the Fiber and add a lot of Water.
Actually, it's because I've eaten a crapload of gassy veggies the last few days. Brocolli, asparagus, brussel sprouts, cabbage. Mmmmmmmm.
That's what you get for eating vegetables. A man has to stay to his natural food, which is meat. All kinds of meat, pork, beef, chicken, fish (optional, but still meatish).
Man was born as a carnivore, no matter what some Harvard pencil pusher says. Man has always symbolically and literally eaten meat. It's the way of man. No meat is just denying yourself the pleasure of meat.
Actually, it's because I've eaten a crapload of gassy veggies the last few days. Brocolli, asparagus, brussel sprouts, cabbage. Mmmmmmmm.
That's what you get for eating vegetables. A man has to stay to his natural food, which is meat. All kinds of meat, pork, beef, chicken, fish (optional, but still meatish).
Man was born as a carnivore, no matter what some Harvard pencil pusher says. Man has always symbolically and literally eaten meat. It's the way of man. No meat is just denying yourself the pleasure of meat.
I love veg-git-tables.