Foxxie-kun posted on Feb 24, 2010 10:50:17 AM - Report post
*nukes various zombie-infested villages and cities in eastern Europe and Asia, narrowly avoiding Japan, but nailing North Korea right on Kim Jong Il's palace while he's singing about how ronery he is*
Booyah! I find it crazy that North Korea hasn't succumbed to the zombie virus yet... basically all of their non-military and non-government citizens are malnourished and half-dead already thanks to Kim Jong-Il's addiction to foreign Cognac and refusal to give them food. Kim Jong-Il's probably holding an Umbrella facility under his palace experimenting with the T virus and Las Plagas samples. It's only fair that we cause an outbreak by hacking their windows 98 computers and causing the latest draft of the weaponized T virus to get into their air ducts.
Also, if Resident Evil 6 sees a return of Claire Redfield and Leon Kennedy partnered up ala RE5 set in Japan or North Korea, I would literally nerdgasm to death. Unless they turn Leon into a roidmonkey like Chris... Or give Claire massive honkers...
*decapitates a zombie with my claws as he stumbles behind me*
Also, being a shapeshifter means being an epic win.
*shapeshifts into a were-fox and lopes around ripping zombies in half with my strong and sharp-clawed hands before climbing the clocktower and shapeshifting into my cub form, snuggling up with all my stuffed animals in my crib*
QueenNic posted on Feb 25, 2010 1:41:25 AM - Report post
*smiles and gives Foxxie-kun a new stuffed animal*
You're so evil and cute, I love you.
*walks out onto the roof, pulls the hood of my cloak up and scans for a possible target*
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