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    Foxxie-kun posted on Feb 24, 2010 10:50:17 AM - Report post
     
    *nukes various zombie-infested villages and cities in eastern Europe and Asia, narrowly avoiding Japan, but nailing North Korea right on Kim Jong Il's palace while he's singing about how ronery he is*

    Booyah! I find it crazy that North Korea hasn't succumbed to the zombie virus yet... basically all of their non-military and non-government citizens are malnourished and half-dead already thanks to Kim Jong-Il's addiction to foreign Cognac and refusal to give them food. Kim Jong-Il's probably holding an Umbrella facility under his palace experimenting with the T virus and Las Plagas samples. It's only fair that we cause an outbreak by hacking their windows 98 computers and causing the latest draft of the weaponized T virus to get into their air ducts.

    Also, if Resident Evil 6 sees a return of Claire Redfield and Leon Kennedy partnered up ala RE5 set in Japan or North Korea, I would literally nerdgasm to death. Unless they turn Leon into a roidmonkey like Chris... Or give Claire massive honkers...

    *decapitates a zombie with my claws as he stumbles behind me*

    Also, being a shapeshifter means being an epic win.

    *shapeshifts into a were-fox and lopes around ripping zombies in half with my strong and sharp-clawed hands before climbing the clocktower and shapeshifting into my cub form, snuggling up with all my stuffed animals in my crib*
    Yo.
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    QueenNic posted on Feb 25, 2010 1:41:25 AM - Report post
     
    *smiles and gives Foxxie-kun a new stuffed animal*

    You're so evil and cute, I love you.

    *walks out onto the roof, pulls the hood of my cloak up and scans for a possible target*
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    Degari posted on Feb 25, 2010 1:54:56 AM - Report post
     
    *sneaks around in the shadows, ninja stars in hand. Looks around and spots FFQueen92.*

    Oh sh**

    *Backs away quickly. Thinks up a quick plan. Bat like wings appear on my back*

    Uh Foxxie-kun, not only do I wish I can shape shift in real life, I also have a really good imagination...
    Also, if Australia ends up with the zombie virus, leave it to me. Its my turf.

    [Edited by Degari, 2/25/2010 1:58:10 AM]
    ... at night :3
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    Xientie posted on Feb 25, 2010 1:56:29 AM - Report post
     
    Walks in.
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    QueenNic posted on Feb 25, 2010 1:56:46 AM - Report post
     
    *shifts into shadows*

    *comes out of the ground, grabbing Degari and holding a kunai to her throat*

    Your plan obviously does not foresee any of the abilities I've picked up during training.
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    Xientie posted on Feb 25, 2010 1:59:04 AM - Report post
     
    Takes a shovel out of his backpack and starts digging.
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    Degari posted on Feb 25, 2010 2:04:48 AM - Report post
     
    *doesn't move*

    Thats where you're wrong.

    *steps out of the shadows, nails as claws, skin covered in scales and bat-like wings tucked close to my back*

    Now, could you let go of my clone? I was going to make her a full dragon to distract you while I sneak up behind you but its not as fun.

    *ninja stars appear in claws*

    I hope you're not allergic to poison.
    ... at night :3
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    QueenNic posted on Feb 25, 2010 2:07:59 AM - Report post
     
    *smiles*

    *drags a claw through the clone, steps back and shows my own wings*

    I am a vampire, and an elder at that. I have trained my body to resist poisons.

    *shifts my hair shorter, and my claws and fangs longer*

    I find long hair gets in the way when I'm slaughtering people.
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