White always moves first.
I await your move.
Stressful. They cry a lot and steal my energy drinks.
Don't have kids, they drag you down!
*smiles at Planb and Foxxie*
*I smile slyly and make my first move, the glittering crystal pawn stepping forward two paces on the board*
But I really want one. Just one. I can't handle any more than that.