Trolling? Where was I trolling? All I said was it's kind of stupid, It could have easily been posted in the trainer request thread, any of the three. Heck, you just double posted and could have easily used edit post >.>.
But, Best of luck to you - I highly doubt one or two of those will be included in the trainer but best of luck.
I want the option to transform my character in the game to a huge mech warrior so I can just pwn face and get it over with kk.
4. unlock bonus content
Would not be in a trainer, more then likely this would be a save game file.