originally posted by speedemon9
Ah. My grandpa always told me this story:
Back In The Year 1 When God Was Created BatMan Was A Wild Rabbit And Was On Heroine Those Days. An Insane Jar Of Mayonnaise Called "Flarp" Was Thought Of Being A Promotion Into The Real World But Their Plans Were Foiled By Satan Who Resurrected The Kingdom Of Solitude Into Hell. But God Had Not The Technology To Create Television. In The War Of 1812 Jesus Was Born To A Poor Shrink And A Maid. Jesus Was Only Referred To As "Da Jeus!" In The Old Days.
Course...My grandpa was mentally ill.
Who knows???....Whats under the ground
That was the greatest religious story knock-off I've ever heard.