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    AdmiralThrawn posted on Feb 11, 2009 8:58:30 PM - Report post
     
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    *evil grin*

    I do not believe that is possible for you :]



    Must... distract... lamile...

    *glomp* HI LAMILE!

    /--\
    Keep Calm
    And
    Throw a blanket over it

    Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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    Dhampy posted on Feb 11, 2009 10:44:59 PM - Report post
     
    Latvian Humor (don't ban me):

    Latvian: Is so cold.
    All: How cold is?
    Latvian: Very. Also dark.

    Joke:
    Three men are in ship. One Latvian, one Russian, one Lithuanian. Lithuanian take out one bottle wodka. Russian kill Lithuanian, then drink wodka. Then Latvian wait until Russian drink self to sleep, then kill. Is end.

    Joke:
    A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?" Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad." The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."

    Joke:
    Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.


    Joke:
    Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
    Guntis: What is "hope"?
    Janis: Yes. I know what you say.
    Guntis: No. I am serious. What is hope?
    Janis: In truth, I do not know.

    Joke:
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Latvian.
    Latvian who?
    Please open door. Is cold.

    Joke:
    Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first.

    Joke:
    How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
    Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato?

    Joke:
    Latvian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, “What is three wishes?” Latvian say, “I wish potato!” Then, POOF! Potato! Latvian so happy! “Oh! Is potato! Is potato!” say Latvian. Genii ask, “What is next wish?” Latvian is say, “I wish you go away so can enjoy potato!” POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.

    Joke:
    What are one potato say other potato?
    Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

    Joke:
    Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

    Joke:
    How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
    25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.

    Joke:
    Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
    In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'

    List of CHU'ers on deviantART--SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DEVIANTS!

    /--\
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    Shibby posted on Feb 12, 2009 12:01:32 AM - Report post
     
    lol, some of those were pretty funny
    Shibby __/--

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    AdmiralAckbar posted on Feb 12, 2009 4:39:55 AM - Report post
     
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    lol, some of those were pretty funny

    word!

    Timmy!

    Ayy lmao
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    lamile posted on Feb 12, 2009 6:21:07 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
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    *evil grin*

    I do not believe that is possible for you :]



    Must... distract... lamile...

    *glomp* HI LAMILE!

    You don't have the permission to glomp!
    *evil laugh*

    DBSK<3 Malygy-poo
    [SG] love the Glomp ;]
    I hold the bottle of pimpsauce ;o
    Luh - meal aka NASA
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    SKUD666 posted on Feb 12, 2009 6:23:46 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by lamile

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    originally posted by AdmiralThrawn

    quote:
    originally posted by lamile

    quote:
    originally posted by AdmiralThrawn

    *evil grin*

    I do not believe that is possible for you :]



    Must... distract... lamile...

    *glomp* HI LAMILE!

    You don't have the permission to glomp!
    *evil laugh*

    Something like this?

    Link

    I have the fire, I have the force,
    I have the power, to make my evil take its course.

    I am the root of all that's evil,
    But you can call me cookie.

    [SG Elite]
    Missile of pwnage.
    Child of the all powerful Elite.
    METALCORE roadie/security/pyrotechnician dude.
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    lamile posted on Feb 12, 2009 6:24:15 PM - Report post
     
    I guess; youtube videos tend to kill my internet so I don't click them :P
    DBSK<3 Malygy-poo
    [SG] love the Glomp ;]
    I hold the bottle of pimpsauce ;o
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    lamile posted on Feb 12, 2009 6:24:31 PM - Report post
     
    2200 post!
    DBSK<3 Malygy-poo
    [SG] love the Glomp ;]
    I hold the bottle of pimpsauce ;o
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