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Ace_Of_Diamonds · 12/8/2004

Any body got some funny morrowind stroies or cool gitches? Pots here

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Death_Blader posted on Jul 26, 2005 12:50:54 PM - Report post

One time when I had a bounty of 590,866 septims,I used the scroll of icarian flight to get to balmora but the jump was short and I landed in a legion fort.All the guards swarmed on me and one of em jumped on me so i used the scroll again but the guy was riding on me in the air!!! WTF He killer me in the mother Air!!!!i landed in balmora so the guard stood out from the telvanni ones

You held the fate of the world in your hands.Would you save it from Hell?Or would you turn it into Hell itself?Would you watch as countless Hellish creatures slaughter your people?Or would you stand up to them and drive them back to Oblivion?

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Death_Blader posted on Jul 26, 2005 4:24:05 PM - Report post

yo,wood,how did u die in water?when u land in water u just float there... 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵

You held the fate of the world in your hands.Would you save it from Hell?Or would you turn it into Hell itself?Would you watch as countless Hellish creatures slaughter your people?Or would you stand up to them and drive them back to Oblivion?

PM me if you need help with any Elder Scrolls stories.

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Ace_Of_Chickens posted on Aug 18, 2005 1:59:05 PM - Report post

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originally posted by Mikey_two_guns

keep that, youll need it for somthing later,and im not kidding..i just dont remember what it was...i think you end up needing to get it enchanted and killing someone with it...does anybody know what im talking about or did i make this up inside my head and start beliving it myself?

uhhh..i also have the fork and it drains like 200 magicka.... i think ur a little crazy, it would be a really stupid mission if u had to use it to kill someone 😵

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Ace_Of_Chickens posted on Aug 18, 2005 2:00:56 PM - Report post

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originally posted by Ace_Of_Diamonds

majic floating pants i have a pair of pant with costint effect slow fall like 4 points it think so i use the scrols of incardian flighfind the highest point i can and fall into the lowest place I can I hit the ground and dident evan get a scrach now this might not be very funny bot it was sorta cool

i got travel stained pants... disgusting, they give levatate... that implies somthing very wrong...

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Khajiit_Master posted on Nov 27, 2005 12:42:26 AM - Report post

I bought a slave for one of the main quests on morrowind and i was carting her to Zainab Ashlander Camp, when a stupid alit attacked her, its funny though cause she glitched into its body and it was like running in circles with her stuck in its body.....it was hilariouse, although i had to restart the game.....

Ahh...nudity...something police do not appritiate

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InsatiableHungr posted on Jan 12, 2006 7:02:53 AM - Report post

LMMFAO! crazy is what the fork is all about and you do infact have to kill some thing with it. a Giant Netch. i aint joking. it's part of a quest that god of madness Sheogorath send you on, the pay off is sweet though.. the Spear of Bitter Mercy. aside from hitting really hard and benig the best looking spear in the game it came summon Storm Atronachs here's a hint, the shrine to start the quest is in the water work section of one of hte building in Vivec. but thats my funny story, i was jsut poking around talked to a statue and got sent on an utterly insane quest.

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