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while he was


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eating tons of

pieces of chicken

that contained incredibly

much chicken wings

which looked like

regular chicken wings.

(this is the story so far

One day Ganon was pretending to kill mario and the weirdly gay peach person decided to teach a kirby to kill young link by using his very toxic farts. All of the farts were making young link very dead. Then Janitor donkey kong was going bananas mopping very smelly vomit into a trashamobobber... while pikachu was doing some one a favor. Pichu died very quickly and very painfully by drinking tea whil roy was chilling with marth playing video games, then DK attacked and roy cut DK's head off and ran away to redwall abbey and fell down a McDonald's slide and said that he likes balloons and then kirby revived janitor DK and DK said "OHHHHHH! BANANA!!!" dancing in a to-to gained 2 lives then DK saw a giant banana then marth stole it. DK was mad, he turned red and purple. He gruntly wildly and ate porridge while throwing barrels,"MARIO GREW WINGS!!!" and started beating donkey kong up to prove that everybody has a darkness in them. DK disagreed that he would do something bad and then he sharpened a knife to cut the barrel into mario's fat head then mario said Mamamea! to his ass then he farted and mario blow-up his big head and then his mustache avenged, but then he grew a beard as big as his ass and he farted really loudly and it smelted like big cheesy ****. Suddenly, Janitor-assistant-guy Moppy mopped the floor with a valueable whale-bit scalion and whiped his @$$ with it and said SUPERCALIFRAGLELISTICKEXSPEAALIDOUXIS and finally exploded cuz he got sum major constipation while he was eating tons of pieces of chicken that contained incredibly much chicken wings which looked like regular chicken wings.

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