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  • Tier 7
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    TIER 7
    PWizard posted on Sep 28, 2019 3:56:34 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by evolvedsungod

    Allow new option requests without the new "plus" membership and I will, otherwise I'll just have to let others ask for me. It is very annoying that CH locked off requests like that. This site was so much better before

    too bad. You're welcome to go elsewhere. Or even better, use our free CoSMOS tool to make your own trainer instead of pissing and moaning that someone else won't do it for you.

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    evolvedsungod posted on Sep 28, 2019 4:06:49 PM - Report post
     
    I know I say this every time, but no need to be a jerk about it. I am simply disabled and on a fixed income. I only get to play games at all if someone is able to help or if I skip meals.
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    evolvedsungod posted on Sep 28, 2019 4:09:12 PM - Report post
     
    I do hack it myself 90% of the time because the people with + accounts are too dumb to ask for useful features
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    PWizard posted on Sep 28, 2019 4:12:42 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by evolvedsungod

    I know I say this every time, but no need to be a jerk about it. I am simply disabled and on a fixed income. I only get to play games at all if someone is able to help or if I skip meals.

    I wasn't the one being a jerk. However I am now considering making it to where only Lifetime PLUS members can VOTE on options that have been added to the list. Our workload has tripled in the last year and only continues to get worse with more and more of these Game Pass, Epic Store and Uplay+ BS popping up every other month and people just expect us to just keep working 20+ hours a day to crank out trainers for all of them without asking for anything in return. $5/month is less than a combo at McDonalds but it seems to make people homeless us asking for it in order to cover all these new expenses and work.

    Chris O'Rorke (chris@cheathappens.com)
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  • Tier 7
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    TIER 7
    PWizard posted on Sep 28, 2019 4:14:56 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by evolvedsungod

    I do hack it myself 90% of the time because the people with + accounts are too dumb to ask for useful features

    Now you're just being an asshole. One more remark like that and you can kiss your membership goodbye.

    Chris O'Rorke (chris@cheathappens.com)
    Owner: Cheat Happens.com
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  • Site Support
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    DragonStryder posted on Sep 28, 2019 4:58:54 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by evolvedsungod

    I do hack it myself 90% of the time because the people with + accounts are too dumb to ask for useful features

    all i can say about this comment is. sad...

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    flerndip posted on Sep 29, 2019 9:39:00 AM - Report post
     
    I'm not sure why there has been a Sep 28 release that seems to be made for the previous build (25 Sep) of Noita instead of for the 26 Sep update. Perhaps it is just a typo in the Build field but this version of the trainer seems to behave the same as the previous one with regard to the player dying from fire and other effects despite options 1 and 2 being enabled. Since I'm the one who requested this latest update, I'm asking if anyone else would like to confirm the issues I'm reporting. 🤔

    [Edited by flerndip, 9/29/2019 10:09:37 AM]
  • Tier 7
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    princecoo posted on Oct 02, 2019 6:57:41 PM - Report post
     
    Can confirm all other options aside from invincibility/unlimited health seem to work fine, just the health options still allow you to die from big hits or fire damage.
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