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So pretty much any and all readmees have something similar at the bottom of their doc:

AUTHENTICITY NOTICE (Does not apply to PROMO or FREE trainers):
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In an effort to maintain the integrity of the files downloaded from
our site and to prevent illegal file sharing, this trainer will perform
an authenticity check while in use. This check requires an Internet
connection and the trainer will not run if a connection is absent or if
the trainer is blocked by a security application.

NO INFORMATION, PERSONAL OR OTHERWISE, IS
SENT TO CHEAT HAPPENS DURING THIS PROCESS.

This check is only performed on trainers that have been personalized for
individual use, not our PROMO or FREE trainers. If you want/need to use
the trainer offline, please go to our trainer troubleshooting page for
instructions on how to obtain an offline key to avoid online checks.

If you want more trainers or mega trainer versions, when available,
with more options then visit us at WWW.CHEATHAPPENS.COM

Not that funny...
However, i thought it could be fun to share what Google Translate thought.
Clearly it id not think it satisfactory and give it's own suggestion for what it should be, so here it is:

Lorem Authenticity (Death has no casino or for free)
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The integrity of files downloaded
us, and not illegal File Sharing, coaches will lead
check authenticity. This requires an Internet connection,
link and a bond if it is not present or does not want to work, coaches
The latest obstacle to health applications.

There is no indication, or otherwise,
Cheating is transmitted.

Check that it is performed only in the person of his Master who
each practice, and not for the purpose PROMO coach. If you want / need
The latest online, you can go to the page trainer yeast
Instructions on how to avoid lying to check online.

If you want more or a trainer of teachers of the mega version, if there is one,
more options visit us WWW.CHEATHAPPENS.COM

I nearly fell out of my chair from laughter, Hope you'll find some fun in this too.

There's some Lorem Ipsum text in there. That's a sign that there's unfinished portions of Google Translate.

Also a technical explanation for this is that Google Translate is translating word by word at a literal level. This is good for using Google as a foreign language dictionary but it fails with natural language as written or spoken.

In multiple languages there is a common trap with people that learn a 2nd language in that they do a double interpretation.

For example lets say you learn Spanish but interpret stuff like this:
Spoken/Written Spanish > Translated though in your native language > Abstract idea conveyed through language.

Now think about how you speak and interpret your own native language:
Spoken/Written in your native language > Abstract idea

Note that extra step. It causes everything slow down by up to 50% at the best case scenario. It's like running your video games through an emulation layer or compatibility layer: it works but there are significant performance drawbacks. That's why if you want to pick up a 2nd language, you have to go through the mentally painful process of associating thoughts and ideas directly to the abstract thought for you to interpret and vice versa.

A contemporary translation of an idea or thought then goes through debates of "oh it's not exactly like this" but that's expected. It's like trying to assign a function in Java to a variable like you can in JavaScript (isn't going to happen so easily if at all).

Now with that blurb out of the way, Google Translate falls flat on its face like that because it needs that 3rd layer in between in order to do it. It's not efficient for complex thoughts and ideas and will take a long time in order to construct a perfect translator.

[Edited by Neo7, 11/10/2016 11:02:11 PM]