You really need to develop your highbrow while breaking the obsession with coitus and feminine bosoms. As this just makes you look like a puerile juvenile who really needs to mature!
You are the only other "person" I have heard actually use the term coitus besides from the folks on the Big Bang Theory. [url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkKuyiLpSS8'>Link
Right now I go with the line of. Its a thing!