How about we don't even joke about that? It wouldn't be the first time trolls got a game early-retired. Really no need to go suggesting we do that to TW3, considering the pure replayability of it, and lack of terrible anti-cheat measures that would make it like a Creative Assembly trainer.
People needing to read the damned threads is not the same as just asking for a game to be retired early. If anything, this is just as much of a **** move as not reading a thread before asking the same thing repeatedly.
Hit the button straight after you've selected which deck you've used and have hit "start game" If it works your score will go from 0 to 199 meaning that no matter what deck your opponent has you'll always win.Just make sure to deactivate the cheat when you get to the results screen.