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I live in a STATE that thinks TAXING Smokers is a good thing, nope I quit, because I have a Girlfriend now, and I need to be able to afford to take her out weekly to a local theater. that and I just got a Jeep Grand Cherokee, and it's been one repair after another, some girl had it before me, never took it to the shop for more than oil and brakes. the tires were bald as NASCAR tires. and the Solenoid pack was fried. so Tires-$500-solenoid pack-$800 and you wonder why I quit smoking so Having a Girl and a car is bled me dry. I would LOVE to light up a cig, but darn thing cost $70 for CHEAPO's. My GAS TANK from 2 miles of gas left, cost $70 to fill up. I love my girlfriend, but I can't possibly smoke around her anyways, she hates that ****. My bro has a wife like that. it's good though, at least I won't die of black lung,among other side effects. I wish I was an adult in the 60's, cig's cost pennies, and EVERYONE smoked.

So you live in one of the 50 states?

10/10, would read again. Had me guffawing.