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    Neo7 posted on Oct 29, 2011 9:03:55 PM - Report post
     
    -Your left hand is now 9000 degrees hot.
    -Digital clocks have shot a missile from their LCDs
    -PS3s just became lava
    -Wiis have now exploded
    -360s now weigh 100 tons

    Damage report?
    Your bitterness, I will dispel
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    forty-two posted on Oct 29, 2011 9:33:10 PM - Report post
     
    Hand-shaped hole in my keyboard, and it's going to be a cold night because my clock just shot a hole through my window. On the bright side, it blew up a stranger's car. I guess the 360 in the other room would have collapsed the entertainment center, which would have slid my TV down to the ground. Hopefully it'll be fine though. It wasn't too high up, and at least it slid down the stand. Glad it wasn't a Wii or PS3.
    /--\
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    Darkish posted on Oct 30, 2011 12:19:48 AM - Report post
     
    Hand melted.

    Only digital clock (minus my computer clock) destroyed one of the two pillars separating the the entry room to the living room along with a bunch of empty liquor bottles and a lamp.

    No PS3

    Wii approximately six feet away from me exploded. Possible death involved.

    360 which was on top of the "entertainment stand" which is a pretty crappy entertainment stand just crashed through the stand and out-of-date television.

    Still alive though. Will recover in time.
    /--\
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    latios_power posted on Oct 30, 2011 2:47:47 AM - Report post
     
    Left hand completely gone. Digital clock on the phone destroyed the room's ceiling ended up losing consciousness because a rock from the ceiling fell and hit me right in the head while I'm on PC.
    ~King of Dark~
    â™®C.0.Wâ™®
    My Past has determined your future
    My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
    Your days are numbered
    Don't fear the end
    Pray for it
    and unlike your own mortality
    My thirst for vengeance
    WILL NEVER DIE

    [Married to Raha <3]
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    H posted on Oct 30, 2011 4:27:45 AM - Report post
     
    -I can make popcorn
    -Don't have one.
    -A hole in the floor
    -Don't have a TV set anymore
    - Oh well

    It's been a long time coming.
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    Degari posted on Oct 30, 2011 5:14:28 AM - Report post
     
    I lost half of my hair and my left cheek. I also don't have a TV anymore... or speakers. And we lost pretty much all our DVD's. Good thing I don't like digital clocks. A sort of a good thing I can't afford a PS3 or a 360.
    ... at night :3
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    SuperSaiyan4 posted on Oct 30, 2011 12:14:53 PM - Report post
     
    A missile has been shot directly at my back, everything else seems kind of irrelevant.
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    Monkey007 posted on Oct 30, 2011 2:44:32 PM - Report post
     
    1. Almost burned a hole through my stomach.

    2. Missile flew right past me, straight into my TV.

    3. Don't have one, but I could hear a few people screaming
    outside.

    4. I recently sold my Wii, so, yeah. Good luck to those
    people.

    5. 360 fell through the floor, and 'landed' straight on top of my Dad who wasn't feeling very good... Oh, well. I always knew a PS3 was a better choice. If it were mere Lava then I could have warned him in time.

    Fortunately, I typed this message with both hands, so it seems to have cooled down a bit.

    [Edited by Monkey007, 10/30/2011 2:45:52 PM]

    [Edited by Monkey007, 10/30/2011 2:46:07 PM]
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