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But then i cured you of your infinite Aids.

The idea of the thread is to come up with a new scenario, not add to an old one.

I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with milk, and it's 5:30am....Mmmmmm

(Bonus points for present real life scenarios)

[Edited by fault2k, 4/10/2011 2:32:09 AM]

I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with milk, I just woke up and it's 12 in the afternoon.

I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I am just about to finish eating when Charlie Sheen bursts through the door and tells me I am winning. After which I nod in approval and finish consuming the sandwich.

[Edited by Elite, 4/10/2011 7:56:01 AM]

I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich MADE by Charlie Sheen. And instead of peanut butter and jelly, he just spread "winning" on it.

I was tired yesterday, so I slept for 15 hours.

I was tired yesterday, so I slept for 15 hours but when I woke up I was alive.

I was tired yesterday, so I slept for 15 hours but when I woke up, Chuck Norris said good morning

Getting into a bed with clean sheets after showering and shaving your legs. You also have a hot water bottle, relaxing music and hot milk with honey.