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Theuglyfriend
Rank: ELITE
Member Since: Mar 09, 2009
Last Visit: Jul 05, 2017
Location: United States
Boards Postcount: 2
 
Personal Comment
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Systems I Own
PC
Sony PS Vita
Sony PSP
Playstation
Playstation 4
Playstation 3
Playstation 2
Nintendo NES
XBox One
XBox 360
X-Box
Super Nintendo
Nintendo Switch
Nintendo Wii U
Gamecube
Nintendo 64
Apple iOS Device
Nintendo Wii
Game Boy
SEGA Dreamcast
Android Device
Nintendo DS
Game Boy Color
SEGA Genesis
Facebook
Nintendo 3DS / 3DS XL
Game Boy Advance
SEGA Saturn


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