Looking to adopt a noob. Refer to sig.
Been here for over a year so I think I have enough experience.
I have been here for more than a year and know the rules pretty well.
Also know how to behave properly in front of the community.
But you yourself are not close to being a model member. If anything, you need to spend time under adoption.
Honestly, I think a year is too short a time to suddenly be ready to train newbs.