Yo mamma's so fat, the earth is currently tilting at an extremely dangerous angle, threatening to knock us out of orbit and swing towards the sun, burning up whilst the entire human population die in a hundred horrible ways along the way.
[Edited by Degari, 5/9/2010 5:35:15 AM]
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Yo mama soooo old/fat and nasty that one day she was just sitting around and she farted, her butt-checks collided, creating the universe...later that day she fell down and wiped out all the Dinosaurs.
[Edited by armedman, 5/9/2010 7:06:00 AM]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- but who are you kidding? ay who are you lying to? you know if they want you best believe they will find you...
"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men." JFK
Armedman is the 1st King Of All Losers !Always up to chat just PM me! d--~_~--bd~-_-~b d-^_^-b KennyDude
Your mama so ugly, that putting her picture on the dollar bill will cause hyper inflation.
idk if all of you will get this one I just came up with it >_>
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~King of Dark~ ♮C.0.W♮ My Past has determined your future My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering Your days are numbered Don't fear the end Pray for it and unlike your own immortality My thirst for vengeance WILL NEVER DIE
Tin Can HitMan, try to catch him if you can, Secret Robo-Agent with a secret Robo-Plan, Keep your windows shut, lock your doors airtight, Cause the Tin Can HitMan is comin' for you tonight.
Yo mama so stupid she thought pr0n was a shellfish!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know what? I think everyone should snuggle a furry at least ONCE in their life. Or a babyfur. Mmm, cuddly!
[bmrsplgrs] Oh mah gawd I love boomer splooge!
[SG]
Steam: Dole_Kyle
Child of FFQueen92 and Zeth_Durron! I love my parents! ^w^
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~King of Dark~ ♮C.0.W♮ My Past has determined your future My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering Your days are numbered Don't fear the end Pray for it and unlike your own immortality My thirst for vengeance WILL NEVER DIE