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Foxxie-kun  posted on May 08, 2010 10:25:01 PM - Report post

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Yo mama like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the alley.
 
armedman  posted on May 08, 2010 10:59:35 PM - Report post

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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so stupid she toke a ruler to bed to see how long she slept..

Yo mama's so hairy the only language she speaks is Shyriiwook(wookie speak).

[Edited by armedman, 5/8/2010 11:02:40 PM]

 
fault2k  posted on May 09, 2010 12:14:58 AM - Report post

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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said get the **** off.
 
AramAz  posted on May 09, 2010 1:27:53 AM - Report post

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[Edited by AramAz, 5/9/2010 1:50:18 AM]

 
Rise_Against  posted on May 09, 2010 3:34:23 AM - Report post

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New Rule: 1 joke per post please
 
onmosis36  posted on May 09, 2010 3:36:25 AM - Report post

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Yo mama's so ugly, even the Chuck Norris can't touch her.
 
Rise_Against  posted on May 09, 2010 3:44:01 AM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by onmosis36

Yo mama's so ugly, even the Chuck Norris can't touch her.

Win.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

 
onmosis36  posted on May 09, 2010 3:50:07 AM - Report post

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Imo, this one's epic, heard this from Meet The Spartans.


Yo Mama's so ghetto that when she breast-feeds, Kool-aid comes out!

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