Yo mama like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the alley.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know what? I think everyone should snuggle a furry at least ONCE in their life. Or a babyfur. Mmm, cuddly!
[bmrsplgrs] Oh mah gawd I love boomer splooge!
[SG]
Steam: Dole_Kyle
Child of FFQueen92 and Zeth_Durron! I love my parents! ^w^
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so stupid she toke a ruler to bed to see how long she slept..
Yo mama's so hairy the only language she speaks is Shyriiwook(wookie speak).
[Edited by armedman, 5/8/2010 11:02:40 PM]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- but who are you kidding? ay who are you lying to? you know if they want you best believe they will find you...
"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men." JFK
Armedman is the 1st King Of All Losers !Always up to chat just PM me! d--~_~--bd~-_-~b d-^_^-b KennyDude
Yo mama's so ugly, even the Chuck Norris can't touch her.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Just one kiss took away my breathe,- -And you drew me in with your tenderness,- -You captivate my soul, I'm enraptured.- -And you knocked me out, and you locked me up,- -You stole my heart like a thief in love,- -You hold me tight in our happy ever after,- -I'm captured.-
Imo, this one's epic, heard this from Meet The Spartans.
Yo Mama's so ghetto that when she breast-feeds, Kool-aid comes out!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Just one kiss took away my breathe,- -And you drew me in with your tenderness,- -You captivate my soul, I'm enraptured.- -And you knocked me out, and you locked me up,- -You stole my heart like a thief in love,- -You hold me tight in our happy ever after,- -I'm captured.-