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Foxxie-kun  posted on May 09, 2010 11:15:32 PM - Report post

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Yo mama so drunk and stupid that when a cop pulled her over she got out notes for her sobriety test!

Actually not that odd, I can't say the alphabet backwards without a cheat sheet either...

 
AdmiralThrawn  posted on May 09, 2010 11:38:18 PM - Report post

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Say the what now?

Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetize a bag of M&M's.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to grab the remote and it jumped off the couch.

Yo mama's so old, when I told her 'act your own age', she died.

Yo mama's so fat, when you were born, they had to send out a search party to find you.

Yo mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was when she stood on the bathroom scale.

 
Evanscense  posted on May 10, 2010 12:13:53 AM - Report post

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Yo Mama is caught-potato, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.

[Edited by Evanscense, 5/10/2010 12:14:07 AM]

 
latios_power  posted on May 10, 2010 7:52:09 AM - Report post

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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
 
ZS  posted on May 10, 2010 11:32:50 AM - Report post

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Yo mama is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.. Meet The Spartans FTW.
 
ArchDuke  posted on May 10, 2010 11:33:39 AM - Report post


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quote:
originally posted by latios_power

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

Lol.

This wins IMO.

[Edited by ArchDuke, 5/10/2010 11:33:50 AM]

 
Foxxie-kun  posted on May 10, 2010 12:34:07 PM - Report post

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Yo mama so hairy they filmed gorillas of the mist in her shower!
 
armedman  posted on May 10, 2010 12:55:50 PM - Report post

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yo mama so stupid she almost died calling the operator to ask for the number to 911.

[Edited by armedman, 5/10/2010 12:56:39 PM]

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