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    Rise_Against posted on May 08, 2010 12:34:31 PM - Report post
     
    Wooooaaaah dude.
    Overkill.
    One at a time please.
    So signature
    wow
    much awesome
    many swag
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    Unbreakable posted on May 08, 2010 5:44:18 PM - Report post
     
    Your momma so ugly she looked out the window and got charged for mooning
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    Foxxie-kun posted on May 08, 2010 5:57:48 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Rise_Against

    Wooooaaaah dude.
    Overkill.
    One at a time please.

    No rules were made in the initial post. If it is not specifically out of bounds, then it is permitted.

    Yo mama so fat and stupid when she went to the bathroom she thought she was *****ing chocolate bars!

    Yo.
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    Al-pucino posted on May 08, 2010 6:20:55 PM - Report post
     
    Yo Momma is so fat even Naruto can't believe it.
    A simple 24-year-old boy.

    My avatar is hot.
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    Foxxie-kun posted on May 08, 2010 6:27:49 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Al-pucino

    Yo Momma is so fat even Naruto can't believe it.

    Dude...

    That was so win that yo mama died laughing. Then wondered in heaven "Who the **** is Naruto?"

    Yo.
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    lucebuce posted on May 08, 2010 6:31:20 PM - Report post
     
    Yo mamma so fat , when she jumped for joy , she got stuck

    Yo mamma so nasty , she got ice between her legs just to keep the crabs fresh

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat were in her right now

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

    Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

    Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

    Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

    Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

    Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

    Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

    Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

    Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

    Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

    Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

    Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

    Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

    Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

    Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

    Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

    Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

    Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

    Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

    Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

    Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

    Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

    Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

    Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

    Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

    Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

    Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

    Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

    Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

    Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

    Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

    Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

    Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

    Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

    Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

    Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

    Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

    Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

    Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

    Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

    Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

    Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

    Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

    Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

    Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

    Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

    Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

    Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

    Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

    Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

    Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

    Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

    Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

    Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

    Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

    Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

    Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

    Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

    [Edited by lucebuce, 5/8/2010 6:34:20 PM]
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    AdmiralThrawn posted on May 08, 2010 7:24:05 PM - Report post
     
    Seriously? You posted some of those like four times.

    Yo mama's so fat they sent up a rocket to photograph the other side of her!
    /--\
    Keep Calm
    And
    Throw a blanket over it

    Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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    Telapicus_old posted on May 08, 2010 8:14:01 PM - Report post
     
    you momma is like a brick she flat on both sides and always gets laid by mexicans.
     
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