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soviet russia jokes
 
saurabhfzd  posted on Mar 13, 2010 8:57:12 PM - Report post

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u don't eject out of a soviet fighter jet..the fighter jet ejects u
 
AdmiralThrawn  posted on Mar 13, 2010 10:27:55 PM - Report post

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In Soviet Russia, joke gets tired of you.
 
airhead  posted on Mar 13, 2010 10:41:50 PM - Report post

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In soviet russia, russian soviets live there.

I'm not that good at this guys

 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:07:16 AM - Report post

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In great communist Soviet Russia where beloved comrade Stalin rules you don't smell your feet, your feet smell you.
 
HonestGamer  posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:10:22 AM - Report post

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In Soviet Russia you don't eat food, food eats you!
 
DayDreamer85  posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:13:32 AM - Report post

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In Soviet Russia, you don't drive a car, car drives you!
 
HonestGamer  posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:20:01 AM - Report post

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In soviet Russia, gun does not kill you, you kill gun.

Not very good, eh?

 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:21:14 AM - Report post

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In Soviet Russia you don't blow up balloons, balloons blow you up.
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