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ill start

in soviet russia law break you!!!!!

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I did a Yakov Smirnoff joke on my Facebook this morning.

"In Soviet Russia, Department of Education screws you! Oh, wait. That's in Soviet America as well. ****."

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I did a Yakov Smirnoff joke on my Facebook this morning.

"In Soviet Russia, Department of Education screws you! Oh, wait. That's in Soviet America as well. ****."

I saw it and liked it

In soviet Russia you don't post threads, threads post you!

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In Soviet Russia, porn watches you!
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In soviet Russia you don't get punk'd, punk'd gets you.
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In Soviet Russia, presents open YOU!

In Soviet Russia, burger eats YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Moderator or Administrator's messages get deleted at the request of YOU! (Lol gamefaqs...)

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In Soviet Russia, your parents are born because of you!
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In soviet Russia, you don't shoot gun. Gun Shoots you.
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