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soviet russia jokes
 
HonestGamer  posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:24:03 AM - Report post

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In Soviet Russia you don't give money, money gives you.

EDIT: I think its a well-known fact for every country.

[Edited by HonestGamer, 3/14/2010 7:24:33 AM]

 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:27:16 AM - Report post

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In Soviet Russia you don't protest against the authorities, the authorities protest against you!
 
HonestGamer  posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:29:32 AM - Report post

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In soviet russia you don't read books, books read you!
 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:32:16 AM - Report post

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In Soviet Russia you don't watch TV, TV watches you!
 
HonestGamer  posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:36:50 AM - Report post

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In Soviet Russia you don't pose in front of a camera, the camera poses in front of you!
 
Evanscense  posted on Mar 14, 2010 8:04:35 AM - Report post

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In Soviet Russia you do not chew bubble gum, Bubble gum chews you!

[Edited by Evanscense, 3/14/2010 8:11:02 AM]

 
HonestGamer  posted on Mar 14, 2010 8:33:08 AM - Report post

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In Soviet Russia, you do not speak on the phone, the phone speaks on you!
 
latios_power  posted on Mar 14, 2010 4:02:32 PM - Report post

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In Soviet Russia, you don't pwn n00bz, n00bz pwn you.
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