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Posted: Aug 17, 2010 3:23:00 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

What did the cannibal say when offered more to eat?

"No, I ate my Phil."

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Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?
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Posted: Aug 17, 2010 3:32:40 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

My bad jokes are against the rules.
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Posted: Aug 17, 2010 3:42:54 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

Two muffins were baking in an oven one day. One turns to the other and said "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?".

The other muffin turned around slowly and screamed at the top of its lungs "HOLY ****! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Posted: Aug 17, 2010 3:43:07 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

 quote:
 originally posted by nailan:

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?

lmao

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
About half way

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 quote:
 originally posted by latios_power:

My bad jokes are against the rules.

my best ones are as well.

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're very bitter.

What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his bottom.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.

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Why did the farmer throw up when he took a bite of his cold cereal with milk?

Because his son can't remember how many udders cows have.

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Why did the farmer throw up when he took a bite of his cold cereal with milk?

Because his son can't remember how many udders cows have.

lol that doesn't even make much sense - Cows with udders dont have anything else to pull on, they're all female

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