Granted, but they come back to life and you are blamed for causing the smiley zombie rebellions.
I wish I could find someone gullible enough to spend $4000 buying my computer.
Granted, its your father!
I wish I get my new rig ASAP (Not yours Thrawn!)
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i wish I didn't live in this craphole
I wish that I could forget the story of books so I could read them again without knowing the ending.
I wish I didn't have gas right now...
Anyway, granted, but all gas is removed, including oxygen, so you just doomed us all by suffocation.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate.
I wish I wish I was a giant man-eating fish
30 minutes? Who takes 30 minutes to read the hungry caterpillar?
Granted but you receive it by taking it from the bum of cats.
I wish this wish will never be granted.