@HG: Granted, but it's actually an oils rig that you have to pay for.
I wish that I had something nice to eat.
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I wish that I could forget the story of books so I could read them again without knowing the ending.
I wish I didn't have gas right now...
Anyway, granted, but all gas is removed, including oxygen, so you just doomed us all by suffocation.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate.
I wish I wish I was a giant man-eating fish
Granted but you receive it by taking it from the bum of cats.
I wish this wish will never be granted.