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You Grant, I Wish v3
 
forty-two  posted on Apr 18, 2010 7:35:47 PM - Report post

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Granted, but then you lose your internet access. You can't see the intellectual responses. =(

I wish I had an unl. free gas card.

 
skittles234  posted on Apr 18, 2010 8:05:37 PM - Report post

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Granted, but you get in a car crash, and now you don't have a car... or a life becasue you died in the crash.

I wish there will be cake at forty-two's funeral

 
king-of-games  posted on Apr 18, 2010 8:09:13 PM - Report post

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Granted, but the cake is 5 years past expire date.


I wish it rained chocolate bars.

 
AdmiralThrawn  posted on Apr 18, 2010 8:12:45 PM - Report post

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Granted. After consuming 22 pounds of chocolate in an hour, you die of chocolate poisoning. What a way to go, though.

I wish I got paid to go to school.

 
Paradox  posted on Apr 18, 2010 8:20:52 PM - Report post

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Granted, you're a teacher.

I wish that dirt was chocolate powder instead.

 
Foxxie-kun  posted on Apr 18, 2010 8:34:26 PM - Report post

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Granted, but due to you being the only one who "Knows" this fact, you are sent to a sanitarium where they study your brain for the rest of your natural life, and then you come back as a cocoa-powder addicted zombie.

I wish all my plans for the next few years go perfectly according to plan with no deviations or unfortunate accidents. I meet Wuffie, Nic_Durron, and Zeth_Durron, and live happily with Wuffie forever more, and that the one who corrupts this wish dies in horrible horrible ways (As in they get resurrected and killed again for eternity).

 
AdmiralThrawn  posted on Apr 18, 2010 8:53:03 PM - Report post

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Granted. You get this wish... in an alternate reality. And I get pwned... in an alternate reality. In this reality, nothing happens.

I wish I had many rare and expensive collectibles in this house.

[Edited by AdmiralThrawn, 4/18/2010 8:53:20 PM]

 
Foxxie-kun  posted on Apr 19, 2010 11:02:41 AM - Report post

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Granted, but while you're away on vacation, someone breaks in, tries to steal them, breaks his leg when he trips on the front porch, and then he sues you for the collectibles in a lawsuit that he wins on a technicality.

I wish I had buffalo meat to cook for dinner tonight.

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