Granted, but due to you being the only one who "Knows" this fact, you are sent to a sanitarium where they study your brain for the rest of your natural life, and then you come back as a cocoa-powder addicted zombie.
I wish all my plans for the next few years go perfectly according to plan with no deviations or unfortunate accidents. I meet Wuffie, Nic_Durron, and Zeth_Durron, and live happily with Wuffie forever more, and that the one who corrupts this wish dies in horrible horrible ways (As in they get resurrected and killed again for eternity).
Granted, but while you're away on vacation, someone breaks in, tries to steal them, breaks his leg when he trips on the front porch, and then he sues you for the collectibles in a lawsuit that he wins on a technicality.
I wish I had buffalo meat to cook for dinner tonight.