Erm yeah. I was just looking through the board history as you do, and I happened to stumble upon this gem of a post. How this, the most epic of posts eluded me for so long is beyond me, but I certainly thought this thread would be worth reviving to reflect on such a rare epic Yosup moment.
No it can't happen. We are scheduled to explode in December. Unfortunately 2013 is 10 days off the mark. So I can only conclude that bits and pieces of the servers that host CH are either floating in space, completely eradicated, or littering the now barren cities being reclaimed by earth.
Remember Earth wants a perfect plastic. Sometime earlier we will have invented this plastic. The Earth will decide on December 21st 2012 that there is now enough of this plastic, and will no longer have need of us.