Suppose you've been cryogenically frozen for 5 years.
You've just been unfrozen, the the year 2013. Naturally your second instinct (the first being going to the bathroom) is to check CHU to see how it's changed.
It will be a vast barren waste land where there is a new soam king. Planb, the old spam king fights this newbie for his throne back and saves CHU and makes it active once again.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- And it might sound funny, but I would buy a O-Z just to get you in my bedroom.