I only took a few years, but I know my famous quotations.
Prima enim grammaticorum schola est fundamentum pulcherrimum litterarum, mater gloriosa facundiae.
It took you a few years...but took me about 9 seconds on google to find out what that meant.
It's Cassiodorus...that's like bedrock rhetoric.
Cassiodorus...is that some kind of dinosaur?
And Bartender is "Vinarius"
I think you might need to see a doctor about that.
I believe the proper doctor to see is a dentist.