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Foxxie-kun  posted on Jul 20, 2010 1:27:41 AM - Report post

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What I need is a trainer to give me a Death Note, God Mode, Infinite Ammo for all weapons (Including infinite Death Note pages), and True Friends and Lovers God Mode so I never have to live alone.

I'll pay with CJB's soul, freshly plucked from his girlfriend's hiding place with her permission when he called her a flat-chested no-ass frigid *****.

=P

Anyone wanting to force Nic to shut up because he's 12 and doesn't know what makes REAL relationships work beyond mere lustful desires OBVIOUSLY has no idea the power he's antagonizing.

It's like strapping a fat steak to your forehead and diving in to the lion's den at the zoo with both arms strapped to your thighs and your legs tied together with razor wire. No survival =P

 
CJB  posted on Jul 20, 2010 1:47:25 AM - Report post

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I guess we have some feminists here, who want the same rights as men. But dont want to take jokes as a man ^^
 
Evanscense  posted on Jul 20, 2010 1:47:52 AM - Report post

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It might crash your GF! Don't forget to read GIRLFRIEND TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE before.
 
CJB  posted on Jul 20, 2010 1:49:05 AM - Report post

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Well I did read that, and at that point I came to the conclusion I needed a trainer ^^
 
Toastman  posted on Jul 20, 2010 1:53:20 AM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by CJB

I guess we have some feminists here, who want the same rights as men. But dont want to take jokes as a man ^^

I'm not usually one to pick sides, but he's got a very valid point.

 
elle_sweetheart  posted on Jul 20, 2010 1:53:58 AM - Report post

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I guess we have some feminists here, who want the same rights as men. But dont want to take jokes as a man ^^

That comment made me think thoughts my shrink would frown upon.

 
QueenNic  posted on Jul 20, 2010 2:33:49 AM - Report post

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quote:
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I guess we have some feminists here, who want the same rights as men. But dont want to take jokes as a man ^^

Excuse me? That is the most... oh my Goddess...

First of all, not a feminist.

Second, women already have the same rights you idiot.

So what, pray tell, would you do if someone made a "joke" about wanting what's in your pants to be bigger? It's akin to you stating that all girls need bigger breasts, which is a lie. I have a big chest, and not every girl needs one to suit your pathetic ideal. Or have you never noticed that skinny girls with fake chests look stupid?

As for the "always silent" thing, how about you stay the hell away from women and only interact with RealDolls? I'm sure they'll meet all your needs and you won't be allowed to hurt any women with your "jokes".

 
latios_power  posted on Jul 20, 2010 2:51:58 AM - Report post

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Oh gash, we can't even tell a joke on chu anymore ?

now that's great

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