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HonestGamer  posted on Jul 22, 2010 4:43:37 AM - Report post

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Ok, I'm going to say the best punchline is a cropped version of Foxxie's post.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car?

"For the last time Robin, my parents aren't getting me anything for Christmas."

The rest of it was unnecessary, bizarre and became chaotically sexually confusing. After all, brevity is the soul of wit.
Anyway, next one.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

You would actally see and count jumping sheeps.

 
Dancer  posted on Jul 22, 2010 5:15:49 AM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by Dancer

Ok, I'm going to say the best punchline is a cropped version of Foxxie's post.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car?

"For the last time Robin, my parents aren't getting me anything for Christmas."

The rest of it was unnecessary, bizarre and became chaotically sexually confusing. After all, brevity is the soul of wit.
Anyway, next one.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

You would actally see and count jumping sheeps.

I'm sorry? Are you trying to tell a joke or trying to entertain infants?

The plural of 'sheep' is not 'sheeps'.

 
HonestGamer  posted on Jul 22, 2010 5:40:19 AM - Report post

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Well are you seeing yourself as an infant? Then probably my answer is yes.
 
Dancer  posted on Jul 22, 2010 7:13:16 AM - Report post

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Well are you seeing yourself as an infant? Then probably my answer is yes.

Bravo, you've said something mildly entertaining.

*Then my answer is probably yes.

 
QueenNic  posted on Jul 22, 2010 7:38:38 AM - Report post

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Isn't sheep one of those words which has the same plural and singular form?
 
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Isn't sheep one of those words which has the same plural and singular form?

Yes, and so is the word fish.

 
HonestGamer  posted on Jul 22, 2010 8:57:32 PM - Report post

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originally posted by HonestGamer

Well are you seeing yourself as an infant? Then probably my answer is yes.

Bravo, you've said something mildly entertaining.

*Then my answer is probably yes.

All right grammar nazi, I shall send you a thousand sheeps for correcting me once again.

 
CJB  posted on Jul 22, 2010 9:12:34 PM - Report post

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Well are you seeing yourself as an infant? Then probably my answer is yes.

Bravo, you've said something mildly entertaining.

*Then my answer is probably yes.

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