Ok, I'm going to say the best punchline is a cropped version of Foxxie's post.
What did batman say to robin before they got into the car?
"For the last time Robin, my parents aren't getting me anything for Christmas."
The rest of it was unnecessary, bizarre and became chaotically sexually confusing. After all, brevity is the soul of wit.Anyway, next one.
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
You would actally see and count jumping sheeps.
I'm sorry? Are you trying to tell a joke or trying to entertain infants?
The plural of 'sheep' is not 'sheeps'.
Well are you seeing yourself as an infant? Then probably my answer is yes.
Bravo, you've said something mildly entertaining.
*Then my answer is probably yes.
Isn't sheep one of those words which has the same plural and singular form?
Yes, and so is the word fish.
All right grammar nazi, I shall send you a thousand sheeps for correcting me once again.
Is this you?