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*shoots a portal above you and drops five heavy boxes on you, and chucks in some live turrets for good measure*

*glomps you and hugs you to death, quite accidentally crushing your spine, ribs, and organs with my unnatural strength*

DEGARI! You're awesome! Wait, is that... Blood?

*cries in a corner* It was an ACCIDENT! T_T

*picks up the crying kit and hugs him tight*

*gasps as the kit goes limp*

Oh ****, the curse of curves strikes again!

*hides the body*

*Abducts you while wearing a pig mask, you awake in a dark room and has a tv in front of you , which turns on, the saw doll appears and says, "hello Nic, I want to play a game, around your neck right now is what I call, the 12 gauge necklace, it surrounds you neck with 13 shotgun rounds, when this tape finishes the timer will start and when the timers runs out, they go off and obliterate your neck. To stop the timer you must find the key to take the necklace off. In the center of the room is a hole 6 foot deep. The key is in there. Lets see how much you value your own life. You have 2 minutes before the timer stops"

The whole is covered by a tarpaulin sheet, inside is 2000 used hypodermic needles.*

good luck

[Edited by captainkirk, 7/1/2010 1:18:08 PM]

His name is jigsaw.

*Jigsaw riddles you full of splinters.*

if you have seen saw 3 you will know what this is.

Drugs you and puts you on a device called the rack, which will see how far your limbs can twist.

Copying a movie isn't creative at all.
*drives insane with chinese water torture to the point of suicide*

Makes a spear of frozen pee.. And then i stab your heart