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The Strange Gang V8
 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Jul 30, 2010 6:29:19 PM - Report post

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Heyo!
 
Foxxie-kun  posted on Jul 30, 2010 6:36:11 PM - Report post

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The secret to eternal life is to sustain your spirit outside of your body long enough to possess a weak-willed individual (A child preferably, but any down-on-their-luck worthless peon will do), and continue to let your powers grow until you can finally manifest them with the force of a gunshot from the tip of your fingers, allowing you to utterly annihilate anyone at any range with the mere, unassuming, harmless gesture of pointing your finger at them.

Continue training until you can sever torsos in 3 different ways at once in the blink of an eye from a distance of 15 meters, and keep training. After a few centuries you can cause someone's head to explode literally the other side of the world away.

 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Jul 30, 2010 6:37:48 PM - Report post

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The secret to eternal life is to sustain your spirit outside of your body long enough to possess a weak-willed individual (A child preferably, but any down-on-their-luck worthless peon will do), and continue to let your powers grow until you can finally manifest them with the force of a gunshot from the tip of your fingers, allowing you to utterly annihilate anyone at any range with the mere, unassuming, harmless gesture of pointing your finger at them.

Continue training until you can sever torsos in 3 different ways at once in the blink of an eye from a distance of 15 meters, and keep training. After a few centuries you can cause someone's head to explode literally the other side of the world away.

Ah if only it were true...

Also, you're very sexy when you're evil.

[Edited by AdmiralAckbar, 7/30/2010 6:38:05 PM]

 
Foxxie-kun  posted on Jul 31, 2010 7:04:58 AM - Report post

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Now now, auntie, Uncle Thrawnie wouldn't be pleased with infidelity, and neither would my Wuffie. You may be my auntie only by marriage, but it's still semi-incest anyway =P
 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Jul 31, 2010 7:30:38 AM - Report post

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Now now, auntie, Uncle Thrawnie wouldn't be pleased with infidelity, and neither would my Wuffie. You may be my auntie only by marriage, but it's still semi-incest anyway =P

Well that just little ole flirtatious me.

 
Ratchet_Expert  posted on Jul 31, 2010 9:35:11 AM - Report post

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I like spaghetti.
 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Jul 31, 2010 9:42:18 AM - Report post

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I like spaghetti.

I like balls of meat with mine xD

 
Rise_Against  posted on Jul 31, 2010 10:06:22 AM - Report post

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Cheeeeeeeeeezcaeeeek
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