The secret to eternal life is to sustain your spirit outside of your body long enough to possess a weak-willed individual (A child preferably, but any down-on-their-luck worthless peon will do), and continue to let your powers grow until you can finally manifest them with the force of a gunshot from the tip of your fingers, allowing you to utterly annihilate anyone at any range with the mere, unassuming, harmless gesture of pointing your finger at them.
Continue training until you can sever torsos in 3 different ways at once in the blink of an eye from a distance of 15 meters, and keep training. After a few centuries you can cause someone's head to explode literally the other side of the world away.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know what? I think everyone should snuggle a furry at least ONCE in their life. Or a babyfur. Mmm, cuddly!
[bmrsplgrs] Oh mah gawd I love boomer splooge!
[SG]
Steam: Dole_Kyle
Child of FFQueen92 and Zeth_Durron! I love my parents! ^w^
The secret to eternal life is to sustain your spirit outside of your body long enough to possess a weak-willed individual (A child preferably, but any down-on-their-luck worthless peon will do), and continue to let your powers grow until you can finally manifest them with the force of a gunshot from the tip of your fingers, allowing you to utterly annihilate anyone at any range with the mere, unassuming, harmless gesture of pointing your finger at them.
Continue training until you can sever torsos in 3 different ways at once in the blink of an eye from a distance of 15 meters, and keep training. After a few centuries you can cause someone's head to explode literally the other side of the world away.
Ah if only it were true...
Also, you're very sexy when you're evil.
[Edited by AdmiralAckbar, 7/30/2010 6:38:05 PM]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wifey of AdmiralThrawn
/--\
OMG! Blitz, look! That Amumu has 4k health and is fed as hell. Better grab him when everyone on our team is around you!
Now now, auntie, Uncle Thrawnie wouldn't be pleased with infidelity, and neither would my Wuffie. You may be my auntie only by marriage, but it's still semi-incest anyway =P
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know what? I think everyone should snuggle a furry at least ONCE in their life. Or a babyfur. Mmm, cuddly!
[bmrsplgrs] Oh mah gawd I love boomer splooge!
[SG]
Steam: Dole_Kyle
Child of FFQueen92 and Zeth_Durron! I love my parents! ^w^
Now now, auntie, Uncle Thrawnie wouldn't be pleased with infidelity, and neither would my Wuffie. You may be my auntie only by marriage, but it's still semi-incest anyway =P
Well that just little ole flirtatious me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wifey of AdmiralThrawn
/--\
OMG! Blitz, look! That Amumu has 4k health and is fed as hell. Better grab him when everyone on our team is around you!
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